Someone on the PB brought up cologuard, and reminded me of this joke from long ago. This may not be quite accurate, but it's the best I can do after all these years
A guy saw an ad, where you'd send in a urine sample, and they'd send back everything that was wrong with you. "You have tennis elbow."
Well he was pissed as the results were nowhere near correct, but he tried it again.
"You have tennis elbow."
Well now he is REALLY upset. He sent in some of his sister's urine, some from his friend, and for good measure, jerked off into it.
"Your sister is pregnant, your friend did it, he's got the clap, and if you don't stop jerkin off you'll NEVER get rid of that tennis elbow!!!"
A guy saw an ad, where you'd send in a urine sample, and they'd send back everything that was wrong with you. "You have tennis elbow."
Well he was pissed as the results were nowhere near correct, but he tried it again.
"You have tennis elbow."
Well now he is REALLY upset. He sent in some of his sister's urine, some from his friend, and for good measure, jerked off into it.
"Your sister is pregnant, your friend did it, he's got the clap, and if you don't stop jerkin off you'll NEVER get rid of that tennis elbow!!!"
