A Priests & Three Nuns

[Scody21]

Three priests were taking a shower together in the church. They ran out of soap. Thinking the church was empty, one priest walked naked down the hallway to the supply closet. Halfway back the naked priest saw three nuns walking towards him. He immediately froze and pretended to be a statue. The first nun took one look and said “what a realistic looking statue”. The second nun reached and felt the priests dick, and he dropped the bar of soap. “Wow a dispenser!” She exclaimed. The third nun reached over, pulled on his dick and said, “Hand cream too”

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Three priests were taking a shower together in the church. They ran out of soap. Thinking the church was empty, one priest walked naked down the hallway to the supply closet. Halfway back the naked priest saw three nuns walking towards him. He immediately froze and pretended to be a statue. The first nun took one look and said “what a realistic looking statue”. The second nun reached and felt the priests dick, and he dropped the bar of soap. “Wow a dispenser!” She exclaimed. The third nun reached over, pulled on his dick and said, “Hand cream too”

Then he told them that was Gabreil's Horn and one of them blew it