A truly touching story....

[Bigdummy]

I met a girl in the park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us
and she immediately dropped to her knees
and laid on the grass at my feet.
As we lay making love, I thought
“These taser guns are well worth the money.”

 

[JTG]

Well, I prevented that same girl the night before from being attacked......................... I stopped following her.

 

[Moose]

They totally are

 

[MoparMuscleGuy]

:toothy10:lol

 

[mullinax95]

Oh shhltt ! LOL!!!!

 

[cudaspaz]

I wonder how many dumb criminals give themselves up for real like this on facebook.

 

[Dartnut]

I'm not on facebook, and don't call me dumb.

 

[Moose]

I wonder how many dumb criminals give themselves up for real like this on facebook.

Alot actully. My class caught 40 people in one semster saleing illegal animal parts on craigslist8)