birdsuper70
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Announcement: Jeff Gordon Hires Inner-City Youth Pit Crew
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of Barack Obama's new scheme to employ inner-city youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed inner-city youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in eight seconds with millions of dollars worth of high-tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all four wheels in under six seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-painted and re-numbered the car and sold it to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff's wife in the shower.
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of Barack Obama's new scheme to employ inner-city youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed inner-city youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in eight seconds with millions of dollars worth of high-tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all four wheels in under six seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-painted and re-numbered the car and sold it to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff's wife in the shower.
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of Barack Obama's new scheme to employ inner-city youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed inner-city youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in eight seconds with millions of dollars worth of high-tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all four wheels in under six seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-painted and re-numbered the car and sold it to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff's wife in the shower.
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of Barack Obama's new scheme to employ inner-city youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed inner-city youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in eight seconds with millions of dollars worth of high-tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all four wheels in under six seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-painted and re-numbered the car and sold it to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff's wife in the shower.
ude... gone in 60 seconds!! ROFLMFAO
