Three men walk into a bar and the bartender says, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever."
So the first man goes down to the basement, but walks out after five minutes. "It's impossible," he says, "You've got a swarm of flies down there."
The second man also tries his luck, but can't take more than ten minutes.
Finally, the third man goes down and comes out a day later. The others ask him how he did it.
"It was easy," he says. "I took a sh1t in one corner and sat in the opposite one!!!"
So the first man goes down to the basement, but walks out after five minutes. "It's impossible," he says, "You've got a swarm of flies down there."
The second man also tries his luck, but can't take more than ten minutes.
Finally, the third man goes down and comes out a day later. The others ask him how he did it.
"It was easy," he says. "I took a sh1t in one corner and sat in the opposite one!!!"
