Bear in a bar

[halifaxhops]

A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer
Bartender: We do not serve bears in this bar
Bear asks for a beer again
Bartender: We do not serve bears in this bar
So he asks once more and says if I do not get a beer I will eat that woman at the end of the bar.
Bartender: We do not serve bears in this bar
Bear just tears into her then askes for a beer again
Bartender says we do not serve drug addict in this bar either
Bear is confused he says what do you mean by that?







Bartend: THAT WAS A BARBITCHYOUATE!

 

[Treblig]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! I actually laughed and I just woke up.......

You accomplished your goal.

 

[diymirage]

I don't get it

 

[Treblig]

I don't get it

Bar ***** You Ate. Barbitchate (the drug)

 

[diymirage]

Bar ***** You Ate. Barbitchate (the drug)

Thanks...cant say I've ever heard of that one

 

[halifaxhops]

Thanks...cant say I've ever heard of that one

Don't do it your toung will fall off!

 

[diymirage]

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Don't do it your toung will fall off!

the wife would get so mad at me, if that would happen

 

[Treblig]

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the wife would get so mad at me, if that would happen

Really...................I might too old to cut the mustard but I can still lick the jar...and that ain't no lie!!!

 

[diymirage]

Really...................I might too old to cut the mustard but I can still lick the jar...and that ain't no lie!!!

 

[Mark Wainwright]

 

[diymirage]

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Darned mark, now I want me some watermelon

 

[halifaxhops]