Best joke in the world

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About a month before he died,my grandfather's back was covered with lard...

After that, he went down hill rather quickly...
 
SSVDP said:
An Israeli doctor said: "Medicine is so advanced in Israel that we can cut off a man's testicles put them on another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."


The German doctor said: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."


The Russian doctor said: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."


The American doctor laughed: "You all are behind us. Seven years ago we took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole damn country is looking for work!"


This joke actually won an award for the best joke in world competition, held in Britain!
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funny but true, whole welding shop laid off previously here. just among the others.
 
I went in for a Dr checkup the other day. He told me I had to stop masturbating.
I asked why??
He said "because Im trying to examine you"
 
66fyssh said:
It's getting to be "not so funny". I've been looking for work for 7 months now. Trying hard to stay positive! The jokes REALLY help!!:)
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feel for you guys that are outta work, and really want a job. there are so many leaches in this country now it`s unbelieveable, thank GOD I`m retired ! I say a prayer every once in a while for people that are out of work and really looking.
 
What's the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a hooker with diarrhea?

The corn husker shucks between fits, and the hooker...
 
What do ya call a bra cut in half???
A Yamaka with chin straps!!!!
So this Irishman Walks otta of a bar
NO REALLY!!!!
 
That's some funny **** right there.
SSVDP said:
An Israeli doctor said: "Medicine is so advanced in Israel that we can cut off a man's testicles put them on another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."


The German doctor said: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."


The Russian doctor said: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."


The American doctor laughed: "You all are behind us. Seven years ago we took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole damn country is looking for work!"


This joke actually won an award for the best joke in world competition, held in Britain!
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