jeryst
Well-Known Member
Burgler breaks into a house and starts stuffing things into a sack.
All of a sudden, he hears "Jesus is watching you!"
He spins around and sees a parrot.
Amused, the burgler asks "What's your name?"
The parrot says "Benjamin Franklin."
The robber continues to stuff items into a sack as he says
"That's rediculous. What kind of person would name a parrot Benjamin Franklin?"
The parrot answers "The same type of person that would name a pitbull 'Jesus'!"
All of a sudden, he hears "Jesus is watching you!"
He spins around and sees a parrot.
Amused, the burgler asks "What's your name?"
The parrot says "Benjamin Franklin."
The robber continues to stuff items into a sack as he says
"That's rediculous. What kind of person would name a parrot Benjamin Franklin?"
The parrot answers "The same type of person that would name a pitbull 'Jesus'!"
