What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men?
Their knees.
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What do peroxide blondes and jumbo jets have in common?
Both have big black boxes....
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How do you get a blonde's eyes to light up and sparkle?
Shine a light in her ear...
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Why did the blonde have square boobs?
She forgot to take the tissues out of the box....
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What does a blonde call a mushroom with a nine-inch stalk?
A Funghi to be with.
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What do you give a blonde who has everything?
Penicillin.
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Why do blondes wear panties?
To keep their ankles warm....
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What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining...
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What's the difference between a group of blondes and a good magician?
A good magician has a cunning array of stunts...
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Their knees.
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What do peroxide blondes and jumbo jets have in common?
Both have big black boxes....
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How do you get a blonde's eyes to light up and sparkle?
Shine a light in her ear...
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Why did the blonde have square boobs?
She forgot to take the tissues out of the box....
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What does a blonde call a mushroom with a nine-inch stalk?
A Funghi to be with.
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What do you give a blonde who has everything?
Penicillin.
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Why do blondes wear panties?
To keep their ankles warm....
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What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining...
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What's the difference between a group of blondes and a good magician?
A good magician has a cunning array of stunts...
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