Breakin' news, research says drinkin' beer turns You into a woman

[Avispa]

Scientists for Health Canada suggest that drinking beer makes men act like women. To test the theory one hundred men were fed six pints of beer each within a one hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making any sense, became overly emotional,couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when they were wrong.
Hey scientists don't lie, unless it involves "climate change"!

 

[toolmanmike]

Scientists for Health Canada suggest that drinking beer makes men act like women. To test the theory one hundred men were fed six pints of beer each within a one hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making any sense, became overly emotional,couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when they were wrong.
Hey scientists don't lie, unless it involves "climate change"!

 

[Mr. Sinister]

Put the beer down Mike......

 

[emsvitil]

Six beers in an hour.............

And they had to pee sitting down............

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Six beers in an hour.............

And they had to pee sitting down............

They wouldn't stand for it.

 

[AJ/FormS]

Even if they could .............. stand

 

[famous bob]

Scientists for Health Canada suggest that drinking beer makes men act like women. To test the theory one hundred men were fed six pints of beer each within a one hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making any sense, became overly emotional,couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when they were wrong.
Hey scientists don't lie, unless it involves "climate change"!

I don't need that , my wife will argue with a telephone pole !!