Carnage.....

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Anyone else take photo's of the carnage there 4 legged friends cause? Was going thru some stuff the other day and found a pile of shredded paperwork. The 3 of them are no where near as bad as they were when we were working when it was once a week we would come home to a disaster. One night we came home to find a 24 pack of soda missing. Somehow they managed to carry it thru 2 doggy doors, tear it open and pop half the cans. Much to my surprise only one of them was sticky, and it was the one that we would have never guessed to do anything like that. Came home another night opened the door and found

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this. They had managed to leave piles & trails in every area of the house they had access to. Could not help laughing so hard we were both in tears.
 
Back when my daughter was playing travel softball we were gone for the day to a tournament. When we got home late that night we found our Rhodesian Ridgeback had found a way to open the pantry door in the kitchen - he'd never done this before.
Walking into the living room we found he'd had a really fun time emptying bags of brown sugar, powdered sugar, shredded coconut, cocoa, salt, and flour all over our two-week old new wall-to-wall carpeting. I don't know what recipe he was following but all the dry ingredients had been blended with dog slobber into a big sticky mess.
We laugh about it today but sure didn't then.

Sorry - no pics.
 
Anyone else take photo's of the carnage there 4 legged friends cause?

I wish I did! My step brother has 3 dogs that he kept in his (sort of thrashed) bachelor pad, while he was at work. The dogs would run around the house, jumping all around on the furniture, and had chewed and ripped all the upholstery material and stuffing off the couch armrests, down to just the wooden framing.

But then, that wasn't enough......then the dogs had chewed the couch armrests' wooden framing down to where they were POINTED! Man, that was a shocking sight to behold.....and funny as all hell!! Pointy, wooden stumps for armrests! The pad looked like Flintstone cartoon furniture!
 

Nothing like a bit of stuffing.....

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I had this ugly *** sofa that was my Ex's. Queenie was really young at the time. She went running by it one night and grabbed the skirt around the bottom of it. Did not even break stride, ripped it right off. Woke up one morning shortly after that to find all the cushions shredded. Wish I had pictures of it.....
 
Oh yea, we had our share of carnage with our beloved.


One of our friends had two Rotweillers(sp). They got a hold of a down filled pillow. Feathers everywhere. It was hilarious. They **** feathers for days, lol.
 
See what happens when you're too nice to them. First you let them on the couch, then they trash the place. Give 'em an inch and they take a mile.
I dated a girl who's dog would take the bathroom trash can and shred the contents all over the living room floor if you left him home alone. Not a pretty sight.
 
Sorry, no pics, but when Roo was a pup, she ate three couches, two Tom Clancy hardbacks, several remote controls, a couple of cell phones, my coffee table (which putting Tabasco was as effective as if I had put maple syrup on it)......

By far the best was coming home from work one night to find that she had grab a two pound bag of grass seed off of the dining room table and spread it all over my living room. Mind you, she picked the same day to chew the cord off of my vacuum cleaner. She thought it was real funny then. Pretty sure she is still laughing about it now.....
 
No pics,play by play description. Went to watch the street digs,01. Watched some good racing,always went to a local 24 hour diner to bench race till dawn. My boss,had brought his German Shepard,with us. (Looked like the meme above!). Jerry,hated being alone,in cars. After an hour,we see his Honda shaking side to side. We go outside,check it out. There was a small tear,in the stock headliner. Sure enough,Jerry found it. The whole headliner,in pieces. Damn.
 
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