PlumCrazyJay
70 Dart
An older gent was in the hospital. When the nurse stepped in he asked her, through his oxygen mask, "Are my testicles black?"
"Sir, I'm only here to give you a sponge bath and to put lotion on your feet."
"Could you check, please?"
"I suppose I could look."
So the nurse pulled back the bed sheets and lifted his gown. After examining his testicles, she says "They look all right to me."
Lifting his mask he says, "Thank you very much, that was NICE but I think you misunderstood the question. Listen closely: Are my test results back?"
