pettybludart
Well-Known Member
As good as this is,said the Scotsman,I still prefer the pubs back home.In Glasgow there,s a wee place called McTavish,s.The landlord goes out of his way for the locals.When you buy 4 drinks,he,ll buy the fifth.
Well Angus said the Englishman.At my local pub,The Red Lion the barman will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2.
Ahh dat,s nothin said the Newfie.Back home in St.John,s there,s the Codfish bar.The moment you sets foot in the place,they,ll buy you a drink,then another.All the drinks you want actually.Then when you,ve had enough drinks,they,ll take you upstairs and see dats you gets laid.All on Da House!
The Englishman and the Scotsman immeadiatly shout down the Newfie,s claims,but he swears every word is true.
Well said the Englishman,still suspicious,Did this actually happen to you?
Not me self personally..No admitted the Newfie.But it did happen to me sister quite a few times.
Well Angus said the Englishman.At my local pub,The Red Lion the barman will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2.
Ahh dat,s nothin said the Newfie.Back home in St.John,s there,s the Codfish bar.The moment you sets foot in the place,they,ll buy you a drink,then another.All the drinks you want actually.Then when you,ve had enough drinks,they,ll take you upstairs and see dats you gets laid.All on Da House!
The Englishman and the Scotsman immeadiatly shout down the Newfie,s claims,but he swears every word is true.
Well said the Englishman,still suspicious,Did this actually happen to you?
Not me self personally..No admitted the Newfie.But it did happen to me sister quite a few times.
