Engineering Questions of the Day

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Engineering Questions of the Day​

Q.) How much does a house weigh and​

How much can a rural two-lane bridge Hold???​

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SO! WOULD
THIS BE COVERED BY HOUSE INSURANCE, CAR INSURANCE, OR, DOES
IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE ?

 

[SCredneck]

That comes under STUPID and that dumbass just bought someone a new house.

 

[Gag_Halfront]

Ok. Right there looks good! Maybe a little to the left. Perfect. Set 'er down!


Hey! Waterfront property!

Well, hon... you know how you hate to mow the lawn?

Location, location, location!


This is a great "add-a-caption". :-D

 

[Dfnsmn34]

Man!!!! I've always wanted a house near a stream...the sound of the babbling brook always seemed so pleasant to me.

 

[68fastback]

Yeah waterfront property is a plus but that first step in the morning is a *****. LOL

Awesome, just awesome

 

[clhyer]

Hey, we can park the jet skis in the garage...
C

 

[RedFish]

Take out both ends of the house and you have the nicest covered bridge in the country

 

[GoDartGo]

who needs a septic tank!

 

[lilvaliant]

I wonder if there is any fish in that little stream....

 

[Burntorange70]

Looks like a good place for it to me. LOL

 

[yellow73dart]

OH MY GOD !!! I think the unemployment line just got a little bigger .

 

[Tincup]

Doh!!!

 

[Burntorange70]

I wonder how they got it off of there?

 

[doktor_x]

I wonder if they've started placing the axles further apart when dealing with loads of that magnitude. That's some mighty fine engineering. ;-)

 

[ocdart]

You know, I see two really interesting things here:
1. If you build a deck right where that ledger is on the house, you can fish right off your own back deck. Cool!
2. The electric meter reader better have sharp eyes 'cause he's not getting close to that meter.

 

[64dartwagon]

Getting the car in the garage is going to be a biot*h!!