Favorite Bumper Sticker Slogan

[dartfastback]

Whats yours? Saw this one today ; made me laugh..

"Statistics say 6 out of 10 women are battered. Why am I still eating mine plain?"

 

[CudaChick1968]

It's not a bumper sticker, but I loved this one so much I hung it up in my shop on the side of my big oven. It looks so official most people miss it at first but get a good laugh if they read it.



Thanks to Fastback340 John for including it with his last batch of parts.

 

[J-MacsMopars]

I want to have one made that says; "DUMB PEOPLE ARE STUPID!"

 

[John Morrow]

mine is ...... Don't Blame me, I didn't Vote for him!!!

 

[ramenth]

"Hang up and DRIVE!"

 

[BrianT]

I want one that says "If I'm passing you on the right, you're in the WRONG lane" I hate people who feel the need to drive in the "passing lane"

 

[mcode]

Abortion: Be glad your mother didn't beleive in it!

 

[Dustedu2]

One of mine is.

DOES MY AMERICAN FLAG OFFEND YOU?
CALL 1-800-LEAVE-THE-USA

 

[jkeck55]

JESUS SAVES
He doesn't trust Social Security either.

 

[67Dart440GT]

"Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ***"

 

[grassy]

Old cigarette bumper sticker

9 out of 10 smokers who tried camels, prefer women..

 

[OneOfMany]

Seen on a Jeep upside down - If you can read this, please roll me over.

 

[ramcharger]

Saw on a car with two dogs in the back: "Wag More, Bark Less".

 

[snotrocket]

tattooed people come in colors

 

[Dusterdude72]

as some of you may know....I make vinyl stickers.....so I have done ALOT of these "slogans" lol

Here is one I came up with for my buddys jeep..... kind of like the roll me over one but a little different.

 

[cudadriver]

Saw this on the back of a biker's T-shirt. " If you can read this, my ***** fell off"

 

[72ScampTramp]

"Obama 08"

 

[irelandmoss]

Read this one on a F-250.
MY LUG NUTS HAVE MORE TORQUE THAN YOUR RICE BURNER.

 

[zhandfull]

"liquor in the front poker in rear" seen that on a license plate frame.

 

[daredevil]

My kid beat up your honor student

 

[alsdemon]

not a sticker but there a black ram truck that runs around here. they make the BIG HORN EDITION .but his saids BIG **** EDITION. had to read more than once to make sure thats what it said lettering was perfect.

 

[rumblefish360]

"Doesn't play well with others"

&

"Speed Advisory Burtal Horse Power Within"

 

[MVRCorp]

While in New Orleans 2 years ago on Cat Loss duty after Hurricane Gustav I saw a sticker high up on a telephone pole that said;

We should have picked our own damn cotton.

 

[J-MacsMopars]

I also like this one. "proud of my "D" student"

 

[Purple Haze]

Somewhere In Africa A Village Is Missing Their Idiot!