That is amazingly funny. When I was a kid my Gramps had a dog, part Manchester, part Chihuahua, and he would tunnel under the snow, running if possible then jump up and out a few leaps, then tunnel some more. He just loved snow.
Limited Warranty. Must be transported in dry ice packing, be kept at the North Pole and only Santa or his elves under his direction may assemble the snow man, otherwise the warranty is void. Packing and freight is the buyer's responsibility.