funny movie quotes

[Big Dad]

Couldn't sleep , Teen wolf was on .. had not seen it in 2 forevers, dumb movie but, funny lines in it ..

• Coach Finstock: Look Scotty, I know what you're going through. Couple years back, a kid came to me much the same way you're coming to me now, saying the same thing that you're saying. He wanted to drop off the team. His mother was a widow, all crippled up. She was scrubbing floors. She had this pin in her hip. So he wanted to drop basketball and get a job. Now these were poor people, these were hungry people with real problems. Understand what I'm saying?
• Scott Howard: What happened to the kid?
• Coach Finstock: I don't know. He quit. He was a third stringer, I didn't need him.

 

[6T9QDA]

In Ice Station Zebra, Rock Hudson commands a cold-war submarine under the Arctic ice. A civilian intelligence guy remarks on how well the crew works together. Hudson says, "We operate on a first-name basis. My first name is Captain."

 

[Inertia]

"Right turn Clyde"

 

[Big Dad]

• Dr. Webster: Well, Mr. Maloogalooga... loogaloogalooga... looga...
• Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Looga, yeah. One malooga, four loogas.

 

[CFD244]

"Hey, where are the white women at?"

RIP Clevon Little

 

[BrianT]

The language is a little coarse but this is the way I feel almost every day talking to the young guys at work.

 

[JDMopar]

"Badges? We don need no steenking badges!"

 

[Big Dad]

 

[6T9QDA]

No one has addressed the elephant in the room.

 

[Professor Fate]

 

[KC69Cuda]

From the Monty Python classic...



And...

"Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. … I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs.” —Jamie Lee Curtis, A Fish Called Wanda​

 

[One Bullet Barney]

I came here to lay some pipe

 

[70SwingerGuy]

First time I watched and heard this, I fell on the ground and almost pissed myself laughing. I was young, I may have been high

 

[KC69Cuda]

First time I watched this, I was young, I may have been high

Good chance I was as well!

 

[WV64Signet]

You don't want in this thing, you don't get in this thing. I cut you out of everything. I don't need you. Sixty feet of bridge I can get almost anywhere. Schmuck!

 

[abdywgn]

Soylent green! It's people!

 

[Professor Fate]

 

[DartGTDan]

GUMP! You must be a ______ genius!

 

[RustyRatRod]

"I regret trifling with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for taking Your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger... and those I am about to."

 

[One Bullet Barney]

"I've soiled myself!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail (when the Black Knight keeps fighting after losing an arm)

 

[RAT ROD AL]

Dave's not here Man !

 

[DeltaV]

"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

 

[6T9QDA]

You don't want in this thing, you don't get in this thing. I cut you out of everything. I don't need you. Sixty feet of bridge I can get almost anywhere. Schmuck!

"What kind of a deal? A deal deal!"

 

[DeltaV]

"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk"

 

[DeltaV]

"What we've got here is a failure to communicate".