Have a nice day

[SCredneck]

This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal.
To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his *****. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.'"

 

[ocdart]

Doug, years ago I used to work with an older guy who claimed his normally showed "Al". His name wasn't Al so the rest of us were just a little confused. Then he said, when in all it's glory, it read his hometown: "Albuquerque, New Mexico"

 

[Burntorange70]

LOL! I know a guy that has "lucky U" tattooed on his ball sack. Must have hurt like hell.

 

[bamacuda]

Doug, years ago I used to work with an older guy who claimed his normally showed "Al". His name wasn't Al so the rest of us were just a little confused. Then he said, when in all it's glory, it read his hometown: "Albuquerque, New Mexico"

I just measured "Albuquerque, New Mexico" on my computer screen and it was only 2" long. Not very impressive.