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> Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Fairmount Park when one is suddenly
> attacked by a rabid rottweiler.
> Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dogs
> collar, twists it breaking the dog's neck and saving his friend.
> A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident. "Flyers Fan Saves Friend
> From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
> "But I'm not a Flyers fan," the little hero replied.
> "Sorry, since we are in Philadelphia I just assumed you were," said the
> reporter and he starts writing again. "Eagles Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific
> Attack."
> "I'm not an Eagles fan either," the boy said.
> "Oh, I assumed everyone in Philadelphia was either for the Eagles or the
> Flyers. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
> "I'm a Cowboys fan," the child said.
>
> The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
> "Little Bastard From Dallas Kills Beloved Family Pet."
> attacked by a rabid rottweiler.
> Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dogs
> collar, twists it breaking the dog's neck and saving his friend.
> A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident. "Flyers Fan Saves Friend
> From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
> "But I'm not a Flyers fan," the little hero replied.
> "Sorry, since we are in Philadelphia I just assumed you were," said the
> reporter and he starts writing again. "Eagles Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific
> Attack."
> "I'm not an Eagles fan either," the boy said.
> "Oh, I assumed everyone in Philadelphia was either for the Eagles or the
> Flyers. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
> "I'm a Cowboys fan," the child said.
>
> The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
> "Little Bastard From Dallas Kills Beloved Family Pet."
