SCredneck
LARGE member
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a beautiful young woman with 3 small kids running around at her feet. He says "I'm doing some research for Vaseline, have you ever used our product?"
She says, "Yes, my husband and I use it all the time for sex."
The researcher was taken aback. "Usually people lie and says they use it for something else, but I know most people do use it for sex. I admire your honesty, and if I may ask, just how do you use it for sex."
She says, "We smear it on the doorknob. It keeps the kids out."
She says, "Yes, my husband and I use it all the time for sex."
The researcher was taken aback. "Usually people lie and says they use it for something else, but I know most people do use it for sex. I admire your honesty, and if I may ask, just how do you use it for sex."
She says, "We smear it on the doorknob. It keeps the kids out."
