I fixed "The dreaded tranny pan leak"

Transmission and Drivetrain Tech

  1. RustyRatRod

    RustyRatRod I was born on a Monday. Not last Monday. FABO Gold Member

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    I had an "all in one" printer, fax, copier, scanner......It mightta whacked me off.....I never tried that.....but I never could get it to work right. So, one night I was particularly not in the mood for its bullshit. It refused to print something. ONE PAGE and it wouldn't pint. I snatched that bitch off the desk, threw it out the back door into the back yard got my Ruger Super BlackHawk .44 Magnum and emptied a cylinder into it. Blew it into several pieces. It was one of the most satisfying experiences of my life. So believe me when I say "I CAN RELATE"
     
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    • CudaFactHackJob

      CudaFactHackJob FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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      I cudda fixed that printer easy..
       
    • RustyRatRod

      RustyRatRod I was born on a Monday. Not last Monday. FABO Gold Member

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      I fixed it just fine.
       
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        RAT ROD AL I know just enough to be dangerous FABO Gold Member

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        Would you really fix it or just do a Hack Job on it ?:rofl:
         
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        Yep. We had one at a place I worked. Couldn’t print an invoice or anything. So the boss’s wife would come home from work (or his daughter would stop by) and they would fiddle with that piece of crap for 8-10 minutes and once it printed something they would say “see, you just have to hit the right buttons”.

        And I would tell them I’m not spending that much time to print something. It was an HP all in one piece of crap.

        There was an HP office about 20 minutes from the shop so I took it down there with the receipt (the thing was less than 30 days old) and stood there until some tech dude finally came out. He hooked it up and couldn’t get it to print either. A real, full on HP tech couldn’t get that piece of garbage to print.

        So they took it back and gave me a credit slip to replace it. I think the boss’s wife bought it at Costco and those jokers wouldn’t take it back.

        Last HP anything I’ve ever used. The wife has an HP laptop. That thing is in the repair shop more than I can count. Just junk.
         
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        RustyRatRod I was born on a Monday. Not last Monday. FABO Gold Member

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        Mine was a Lexmark. I have a nice HP PINTER ONLY that @fratzog lover was kind enough to send me ant it's never one time failed to print....well.......except when the cartridges are empty......and whose fault is THAT?
         
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          CudaFactHackJob FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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          The cartridge was EMPTY?!?! Man, you shudda stuck an M80 in that dog and taught it a REAL lesson!
           
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