I Think My Girlfriend Is Cheating On Me

[dibbons]

And what's worse, I'm a cowboy and she's a vegetarian.

 

[ChargedDart75]

Cheating on you with a Clydesdale?

 

[j par]

Old man you could only wish that was your girlfriend......

 

[dibbons]

I guess in the end I should not really be envious of an inanimate object, thinking about forgiving her.

 

[RedFish]

I guess in the end I should not really be envious of an inanimate object, thinking about forgiving her.

If you weigh the cost of vegetables against the cost of batteries...

 

[R4Sedan]

You got good taste!

 

[j par]

You got good taste!

Zucchini...???...

 

[33IMP]

This thread needs to be squashed.

 

[dibbons]

And all this time I thought is was a cool cucumber!

 

[lilfontleroy]

come on... she's just showing off her skills............









....for the 4H club veggie growing contest

 

[rumblefish360]

I wanna see the skill set in action with my own eyes, live and in person, front row center seat please.

 

[Ben Drinkin]

I'll bet that thing gets pickled!

 

[lilfontleroy]

I'll bet that her thing gets tickled!

 

[pomonamissel]

well not many could stand up against that my friend , just help her enjoy it , lol .

 

[R4Sedan]

Zucchini...???...

I was talking about her Sweater. But, hey if veggies are your thing.

 

[Bobacuda]

QUOTE="dibbons, post: 1973129674, member: 12159"]

Gives a whole new meaning to “zucchini bred”...I mean “bread.”

 

[Dicer]

What's long & green and smells like Miss Piggy?







Kermit's Finger.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

I wanna see the skill set in action with my own eyes, live and in person, front row center seat please.

You mean in tongue alley?

 

[Mark Wainwright]

What's long & green and smells like Miss Piggy?







Kermit's Finger.

What's old and wrinkled and smells like ginger. Fred Astair's finger