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SCredneck

SCredneck

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Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Are your parents siblings?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ***.
 
your one neuron short of a synapse
your dumber then I tell people
looks like he was strained through the bed sheets
"what you looken at?" "not much"
 
One of my favorites: Did your parents have any children that lived?
 
Did you ever hear somebody say, "My momma didn't raise a fool".

If you did, did you reply with, "So, you were raised by your grandparents?"
 
either pull your head out of your *** or cut a hole in your stomach so you can see where you're going.

Were you born this dumb or did you have to work at it?

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
 
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong!

I'd like to help you, but I can't fix stupid!

Were you in a bad wreck, or did your face always look like that?

If brains was dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose!

Shut up! If I wanted to hear from an a$$hole, I woulda farted!

He comes from the shallow end of the gene pool.

If I had a dog that looked like you, I'd shave it's a$$ and teach it to walk backwards!

You should pop that zit on your shoulder..... Nevermind, that's your head.
 
You are the poster child for birth control.
The best part of you was left drying on the sheets.
You're one your mama shoulda swallowed.
 
The best way to add insult to injury is when you sign somebody's cast...

Dimitri Martin
 
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