It was a long......

[inkjunkie]

It was a long, tough 14 months in country, but I recently finished my tour of duty and returned from Afghanistan.

Of course, I hadn't seen my wife for months - and I was really looking forward to a night of hot, passionate sex!!

Unfortunately she came out of the shower with a towel wrapped round her head.




. . . so I shot her!

 

[Dartnut]

Great one!
lol

 

[goldfish65]

LMAO Thanks!

 

[krazykuda]

What's the difference between a terrorist and a baby?

The terrorist wears his diaper on his head...

How are they the same???

Both diapers are full of crap!!!