It's so hot...

[72ScampTramp]

The farmers are feeding there chickens ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.


What a great day to go out to the parking lot, jump into your car, and roast marshmallows.

I turned on the lawn sprinkler. All I got was steam.


You know it's hot when you can feel the breeze but you can't find the dragon.



You know it's hot when your baby powder develops a rash.

 

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It's so dry here in West Texas, I caught a 20lb catfish the other day, was covered with ticks.

Killed a mosquito yesterday, little bastid was carrying a canteen.........

Seen a woman on the toilet the other day with a douche, she said it was so dry here she had to prime the damn thing just so she could pee.........

 

[magnumdart]

Harry Caray once said, "It's so hot the third baseman is Melton."