Jeff Foxworthy is not worried about being PC

[Coyote Jack]

Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Mormons, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, Red-Necks etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims?
We need to level the playing field for the sake of political correctness.....


Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine ****** for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.

10. If you find this offensive and don't forward it,
You may be a Muslim.

 

[memike]

Been waiting for his list Thank you Jack :coffee2:

 

[Tadams]

Yet they behind the religious flag. Go figure

 

[TrailBeast]

"Jeff Foxworthy is not worried about being PC"

Neither were Garret Morris and Chevy Chase on Saturday Night Live.

 

[540Valiant]

Lmao Thanks for sharing, that was great!

 

[leblanc]

Not bad coming from a guy that seen only snow for the last little while, Ha,ha,ha,ha!

 

[65cuda360]

I in no way, shape, or form support muslims, but I must object to your original statement. You can joke about Catholics, Italians, Irish, ect., but try to tell a jewish joke without being called a racist, or nazi. Nobody but a jewish comedian can tell a joke about the jewish. They are the sacred cow that noboby can touch. And yes, the media is full of Arab and muslim jokes daily. And yes....those Foxworthy jokes are great, my wife came in the room to see what i was cackling about.

 

[diymirage]

You can joke about Catholics, Italians, Irish, ect., but try to tell a jewish joke without being called a racist, or nazi. Nobody but a jewish comedian can tell a joke about the jewish.

are you referring to the Seinfeld episode where the dentist converted to Judaism just so he could tell the jokes?

 

[66340SEDAN]

Lol

 

[fratzog lover]

So true! Dont dare do that.

 

[4spdragtop]

Thanks for the laugh.

 

[Abodybomber]

Thanks,Jack. Saw this guy live, when he first started. Always, good material.