Just a little memory, maybe a confession.

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gunbunny

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I don't know what got me to thinking about this, but I'm going to share a memory.
Maybe even confess to a crime. It's been long enough.
Shortly after I turned 16, I saved up enough money that I was able to buy a 1970 Camaro. It wasn't fancy and had a inline six w/ 3 on the tree.
It was also mine, and was my independence.
I had a job (old school Bob Evans Restaurant) and one week, I spent my entire paycheck on a stereo for the car. It was a Pioneer and was both cool as hell, and sounded great. Man I was proud of that stereo!
About a month after I bought the stereo, I came out to my car to find the car had been broken into and my stereo stolen. I was heart broken. I'd never had anything like that stolen fro me before and didn't think I was in any kind of an area where that would be an issue.
Called the police, they told me that there had been a rash of similar break in's and thefts. Other than that, good luck.
Of course I didn't have insurance to cover that, so I was screwed.
So, for the next couple of weeks, I set back some of my paycheck to buy another stereo head (they didn't take the amp or the speakers). When I get to the store, the salesman remembered me, asked what was going on, I told him what had happened.
He went and grabbed a packet of razor blades off the shelf, handed them to me and told me I needed a security system.
I was confused, what was a pack of razor blades going to do?
Then he explained that I needed to take the screws out of the stereo chassis, run the screws back thru the holes on the razor blades. I went home and did just that.

A couple of months later, I was at work and had been for a couple of hours. Suddenly a couple of kids about my age come running into the restaurant and straight to the bathroom. The one kid was bleeding badly! My manager called the ambulance and they eventually took the one kid to the ER. He'd cut himself pretty badly.
I asked the manager what happened, he said the kid said he cut himself working on his car in the lot. I went back to work and never gave it much more of a thought.
Later that night, I get off work and go to leave. I get to my car and it looks like a murder scene!
That kid was cut trying to steal my stereo.
I got some rags, and cleaned up most of the blood. I saw that there was a truck parked next to my car that I had never seen before. I wrote down the plate # and left a little love note on the windshield wipers.
Never had an issue again after that.
I sold that car a couple years later when I went into the Army. I had forgotten about the razor blades being on the stereo. I hope the new owner didn't hurt himself.
I did wonder about that kid that cut himself. My manager said that the one cut across his palm was pretty deep and some tendons were cut. I also hope that kid lost some of the use of his hand. Serves him right. Bet he never stole another car stereo again!
 
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I'm glad you did that.
How do you keep from being hurt?
Don't steal.
The punishment should fit the crime, and in this case it sure seems to have been proper...
 
Serves him right. Some places they still chop the hands off of thieves so he should consider himself lucky. They should bring the practice back the the USA. Makes it real easy to spot thieves when they're already missing a hand and it's also a good reminder to not take other people's ****.

J Puss could make killing selling prostetic hands to his fellow thieving degenerate Portland scum.
 
My mom told me as a kid... If you are going to steal something, picture the thing as a rattlesnake. Would you pet it, grab it or steal it?

Unfortunate that today you probably get sued for creating a dangerous environment. :realcrazy:
 
"screws out of the stereo chassis, run the screws back thru the holes on the razor blades" Huh???

I still can't picture where the razor blades come into play.... lol
 
"screws out of the stereo chassis, run the screws back thru the holes on the razor blades" Huh???

I still can't picture where the razor blades come into play.... lol
I took the screws that held the radio together out and when I put them back, I screwed in razor blades as well. The way the stereo came out, you put your hand under the dash, grabbed the stereo and pulled.
When this kid did this, he sliced his hand open because he didn't expect razor blades screwed into the radio body.
Imagine this, with razor blades screwed on the back facing up and down.
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I knew a guy that had 4 inch nails protruding up from the top of his fence, every inch or so, to keep the low life's out of his yard. He lived in a really shitty neighborhood, but had a big house and two oversized double garages. Cops warned him about it, but never did anything to stop him.
 
Cool story. Thanks for sharing. Daddy used to tell us the story of when he went to high school (class of 1942) there was a guy who rode a motorcycle to school everyday. He said he had it rigged to where when it was running, anyone not on the bike would get the crap knocked out of them if they touched it. He somehow had the magneto wired to the chassis....extra mag maybe? Crapped if I know, but he said it wouldn't mess with you of you were riding the bike. I always thought that was funny.
 
I used to sell/install car alarms when I owned a car alarm company back in the day. I used my car as a demo that had seven car alarms on it, including one with a pager, remember those? My car was parked at my high rise condo and at 3am a group of kids were breaking into cars. The cops were called. The kids were caught, they were stealing cars from Washington DC. I also installed razor blades behind my car stereo
 
Back in 1995 when I was 25, I was a valet on Long Island, New York at a dance club called Metro 700 on Hempstead Turnpike. I turned the car I was parking into a parking lot and saw a fellow valet jumping out of the car beside me and darted into the darkness like a rocket. Thirty minutes later the manager had a meeting of all the valets to watch out for a stereo thief. The thief was standing right next to me, literally dripping sweat from fear of being caught. I didn't say anything, but did feel a sense of power that I could have ratted him out...
 
I too have added razor blades to car stereos & had to clean up blood afterwards... The bastard deserved it, no regrets...
 
Should have took the radio out of his truck while he was at the ER!
 

Stealing stereos is nothing. The real crime here is driving a '70 Camaro. I wouldn't confess that to anyone.
I was 16!
It could be worse, my younger brother had a 75 Mazda 323 for his 1st car. That thing was broke down more than it wasn't.
Kinda wish I had the Camaro back. AT the time it was a 15 year old used car. I gave $300 for it. It'd be worth well over what I sold it for now! It was also the only GM, that I ever owned, that was dependable.
 
I was 16!
It could be worse, my younger brother had a 75 Mazda 323 for his 1st car. That thing was broke down more than it wasn't.
Kinda wish I had the Camaro back. AT the time it was a 15 year old used car. I gave $300 for it. It'd be worth well over what I sold it for now! It was also the only GM, that I ever owned, that was dependable.
It could be worse. At least you're a Mopar guy now!
 
I took the screws that held the radio together out and when I put them back, I screwed in razor blades as well. The way the stereo came out, you put your hand under the dash, grabbed the stereo and pulled.
When this kid did this, he sliced his hand open because he didn't expect razor blades screwed into the radio body.
Imagine this, with razor blades screwed on the back facing up and down.
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I would be more worried about cutting up wiring under the dash! lol
 
I would be more worried about cutting up wiring under the dash! lol
By the time I added razor blades my stereo had been stolen three times already... I had patched up the under dash wiring enough that I wasn't to concerned about it...There was a kid in my neighborhood (younger brother of a friend) that I'd suspected of being the POS thief for years... The razor blades confirmed my suspicions... Once he healed up he stole the whole car & it was recovered from an irrigation canal... He went to Juvie... 45 years later he's still a POS
 
Serves him right. Some places they still chop the hands off of thieves so he should consider himself lucky. They should bring the practice back the the USA.
how would they sign all those bills with their right hand missing?
 
Daddy used to tell us the story of when he went to high school (class of 1942) there was a guy who rode a motorcycle to school everyday. He said he had it rigged to where when it was running, anyone not on the bike would get the crap knocked out of them if they touched it. He somehow had the magneto wired to the chassis....extra mag maybe?

Tangent to your tangent, my grandfather had a body shop in the '40s. When he had the concrete poured, he ran a wire through it, then when it dried, he epoxied a quarter to the floor by the door, had the other end connected to a Model T spark coil on a 6V battery with a doorbell button.

When someone bent down to pick up the quarter, BAM, he'd zap 'em.

Not the best customer service, I suppose, but exactly the sort of thing he would do, and he never gave a crap who he pissed off.

- Eric
 
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