Just For 'Ramcharger' - Rottweiler Jokes

[ocdart]

Saw these on-line today and just had to post them for 'Ramcharger' - I'm sure he can relate!

• What has four legs and one arm? A Rottweiler.
• Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler? It rips off your arm, and then runs for help.
• How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb? Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
• Why did the Rottweiler marry the Golden Retriever? He found her very fetching.

These last two are attributed to Rodney Dangerfield (or his writers):

• What a dog I got. His favorite bone is in my arm.
• Some dog I got, too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid (a different kind of danger).

 

[memike]

Hahaha heehehe , That was so good ocdart.:toothy7:
My grandmother had a big block head Rottweiler, if you did not bet him he would take your chair!! I mean really take it out from under you.. A giant baby till some one showed up with the wrong state of mind :angryfir:
He followed her everywhere,shower, chair to chair and the kitchen was his favorite :toothy7: RIP Bowbo.
ramcharger will get a good kick out of those :happy7:

 

[OneOfMany]

One of my friends Rottie "Sammy" was a big gentle lug.. until you made your way to the door to leave. Then he turned into a snarling attack mode dog. He had to be restrained so you could leave. If you walked back in, he was your best friend again lol..

grant