Knock Knock and other jokes from my kid

[straightlinespeed]

So my 14yr. old daughter told me this knock knock joke and a few others. I laughed for a good amount of time. Yep, stupid kid jokes still crack me up.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
I eat mop
I eat mop who

Which if said fast enough it sounds like I eat my poo

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What kind of bee gives milk?

A boobie

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What did the ghost say to the bee?

Boo Bee (boobie)

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Thats all folks..

 

[cannucky]

fish hook both corners of your mouth with your fingers and say hockey puck five times !

 

[diymirage]

knock knock...

 

[magnumdart]

Come in...

 

[Tadams]

Knock Knock
Who's there
Ima
Ima who
Ima going to need to learn some new knock knock jokes

 

[Bad Sport]

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!

 

[DartSport3604-Speed]

How do you get a polar bear through a hole in the ice?

You just kick him in the ice hole!


What animal do you not want to play poker with?

A cheeta!

 

[ocdart]

What do sea monsters eat for dinner?




Fish and ships

 

[ocdart]

How about "Elephant Jokes"? Remember them?

Why do elephants wear green tennis shoes?
So they can hide in the trees.

Did you ever see an elephant in a tree?
No? Works, doesn't it?

Why don't you walk through the jungle between 12 and 2?
Because that's when the elephants are jumping out of the trees.

Why are pygmys so short?
Because they walked through the jungle between 12 and 2!

Why do elephants wear red tennis shoes?
So they can hide in cherry trees.


...and they go on and on...

 

[Ben Drinkin]

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit!

 

[64 AAR Valiant]

How about "Elephant Jokes"? Remember them?





How do you get an elephant off your back?
Simple. You jerk him off.

 

[magnumdart]

If the front end of an elephant is doing fifty-ty five, what is the back end doing?

Hauling ***.

 

[MILO]

What do you get if you cross a Elephant with a Rino

Elephino

 

[65LoveAffair]

How about "Elephant Jokes"? Remember them?

Why do elephants wear green tennis shoes?
So they can hide in the trees.

Did you ever see an elephant in a tree?
No? Works, doesn't it?

Why don't you walk through the jungle between 12 and 2?
Because that's when the elephants are jumping out of the trees.

Why are pygmys so short?
Because they walked through the jungle between 12 and 2!

Why do elephants wear red tennis shoes?
So they can hide in cherry trees.


...and they go on and on...

Why does an elephant have four feet?
Because eight inches isn't enough...