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  1. Mark Wainwright

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    I like to think it wore off on the bedpost Fred. That was back in the hippie days.
     
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      58x138 Biff which is large today. Diane does all the gardening and I look after the grass. I don't have a green thumb at all. She does keep the yard nice, she takes after her dad for that.
       
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        They've shut down almost everything here now. In Toronto if you're found socializing with people not including your family from your house there is a fine of anywhere from 750-5000 bucks. They closed off the swings and slides etc in the parks and people have taken down the barriers so their kids can play. Now they're getting hit with heavy fines. How stupid can they be? I guess we'll find out.
        The only way we're going to beat this is to stay home until this virus runs it's course. As we all know though is that there are people there who are infallible and will never happen to them. Well guess what!! Stay safe and keep well.
         
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        • Mark Wainwright

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          They're saying here Fred it could be 18 months to 2 years before it's all done with thinking it could come back again for another kick at the can. Lets hope not.
           
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          • Fred Scigliano

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            Morning guys cold this morning 4*F but gonna get 34*F so warming back up.
            One of my boys came over yesterday and started working on the plane he has the new avionics and was fitting it to the dash.
            I laid out the stripes on one side so will be painting the red on soon I hope.
            Gonna dig my scamp back out next week I hope and install the exhaust.
            No hurry on the plane or the car no place to go for sometime I think.
             
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            • Demonic

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              I would like to think, that other than putting you hands on the gas pump ( disposable gloves ), you could get in you car and go for a long or short drive and be safe. I did.
               
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              • Fred Scigliano

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                I could and probably will I have a warranty on my new engine and hate to see it expire before I get a chance to drive it.
                 
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                  And miss the cheap gas too
                   
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                  • Fred Scigliano

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                    Haven't been out for sometime but was just under 2 bucks last time I looked.
                     
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                      Here's a present for y'all:

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                      • Fred Scigliano

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                        • Bodyperson

                          Bodyperson Pedal to the metal FABO Gold Member

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                          Fixed it for ya. lol
                           
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                            Hi Guys, I'm a grocery worker(have been forever), no need to horde, lots of stock in and coming in, few thing in short supply, but we are mostly caught up from the the first fright of buying,
                            and staying caught up now, we just don't want people around us(go figure) the teenagers do not get it,
                             
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                              Thank you for being there for us , Stay safe !
                               
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                                The stores look good here too, so the wife says. It will be 3 weeks tomorrow since I've been there. Might have to go to the liquer store today when I deliver some motorcycle parts to a customer. Our gas tanks are still full. Good thing I filled all them up when the price was high.
                                 
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                                • Fred Scigliano

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                                  LAMO thank's BP.
                                   
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                                  Thanks for your help glad your there.
                                   
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                                  • Fred Scigliano

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                                    Did the same thing filled the tanks just before the price dropped.
                                    Good idea alcohol kills germs will do that as well.
                                     
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                                      Hope so. Otherwise a big waste.:rolleyes:
                                       
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                                      Not a total waste it makes me do stupid shit even better.
                                       
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                                      • Mark Wainwright

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                                        Ours is 67.9 ltr at Costco which works out to around 3.55 an Imperial gallon. As you know our gallon is bigger than yours. Our balls are bigger than yours too and so is the football field lol
                                         
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                                        • Biff

                                          Biff Cheep not easy

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                                          Morning,
                                           
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                                            Biff Cheep not easy

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                                            Very nice !
                                             
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                                            • Bodyperson

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                                              Dang, I forgot to look at the price of gas. Liquor store has plexiglass barriers and credit card only.
                                               
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                                              • Mark Wainwright

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                                                Same here BP. Can't be too safe and have to protect those on the front lines.
                                                 
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