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      My favourite boat name. .......FA-Q seen it on a tinner
       
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            • chryslerfat

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                Fresh snow and 15 degrees the news shows lots of wrecks gotta go
                 
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                • Mark Wainwright

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                  Morning CF... No snow and -5 at present but still dark. I like the fact that the days are getting longer. Getting dark around 5:15 these days.
                  Have a great "W" day
                   
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                  • Fred Scigliano

                    Fred Scigliano Off center a bit

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                    Morning guys 30 above here no new snow but high winds. there saying as high as 60 mph witch isn't bad for here.
                     
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                    • diymirage

                      diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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                      morning fellers

                      we got a few inches here overnite too

                      as soon as im done with my coffee ill fire up the ole plow truck
                       
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                      • Fred Scigliano

                        Fred Scigliano Off center a bit

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                        Would come in handy having a plow truck.
                        Haven't had to use the snowblower yet about 3" is all we got so far anyway.
                         
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                          Good morning got deer in the yard grazing on the stubble of the grass +4 was 8yesterday chance of showers , calling for flurries Thursday but unlikely.stay safe wear that mask there is still a pandemic.
                           
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                              Congratulations on your new president.
                               
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                                :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
                                 
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                                  diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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                                  I bought the plow when we bought this house

                                  The drive way is horseshoe shaped and just to big for me to do with a snowblower

                                  Plus, this gives me a chance to get the kids involved

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                                    :p

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                                      How was work CF ?
                                       
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                                      • chryslerfat

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                                        Still there but the roads were clear on the way in.
                                         
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                                          Should be good on the way home too.:thumbsup:
                                           
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                                          • Mark Wainwright

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                                            We got ours yesterday but just fired up the shovel is all.
                                            It was a cold one this morning. -8 with a -17 windchill. Nice and sunny all day but coooooold all day
                                             
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                                              And get the shot when it's available as well.
                                               
                                            • missing linc

                                              missing linc Loose nut behind the wheel

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                                              Ordering pizza in the near future:

                                              CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut?

                                              GOOGLE: No, it's Google Pizza.

                                              CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

                                              GOOGLE: No, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

                                              CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza.

                                              GOOGLE: Do you want your usual?

                                              CALLER: My usual? You know me?

                                              GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large three cheese, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

                                              CALLER: Super! That’s what I’ll have.

                                              GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?

                                              CALLER: What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!

                                              GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good.

                                              CALLER: How the hell do you know that?

                                              GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

                                              CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.

                                              GOOGLE: Excuse me, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased one box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy 4 months ago.

                                              CALLER: I bought more from another Pharmacy.

                                              GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.

                                              CALLER: I paid in cash.

                                              GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

                                              CALLER: I have other sources of cash.

                                              GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your latest tax return, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.

                                              CALLER: WHAT THE HELL!

                                              GOOGLE: I'm sorry, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

                                              CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet or TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

                                              GOOGLE: I understand, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago.

                                              Welcome to the future.
                                               
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                                              • missing linc

                                                missing linc Loose nut behind the wheel

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                                                45F with a light breeze ~ 20 mph, much better than yesterday, temp was ok around 43F, but the wind was pushing 60 mph.
                                                 
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