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  1. Mark Wainwright

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      Now that was just rude Biff
       
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        I used to hang around this crazy Dutchman. He hadn't been in Canada very long so he decided to go to class and learn English. The teacher asked a question to a guy in the class and the answer he gave wasn't right so John stands up and says "Oh fuck no, that's not right". The place broke up. John was a mechanic and picked up swear words from his buddies there. We were all splitting a gut when he told us that story.
         
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          • Mark Wainwright

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            Woke up to some fluffy snow, maybe half an inch or so. Just hand shoveled the driveway is all it took. One guy I saw using only his leaf blower as it was that light. Cya tomorrow guys
             
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              I don't know CF I I'm pretty simple and cuss more and even wake the neighbors when I work on something.
              I hear no evil and see no evil but I can sure speak it.
               
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                I cuss enough but keep it to myself most of the time and people I've seen that are real smart at whatever mostly math have a higher concentration of profanity than us simple folks. But just what I've seen.
                 
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                  I never learned the coffee thing either. Just like pineapple on pizza.
                   
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                    Fuck you guys forgot I ran a truck garage for 5 years. lol
                     
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                    • Fred Scigliano

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                      Damn CF all this time I thought you woke up to a pot of coffee.
                       
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                        Words in their own right are not evil. Using them to bring people down is the evil part. Calling you and idiot is just as bad as calling you a fuckhead, in my world anyway. Most cuss words actually had real meaning at some point in time and got turned around. Bitch might be one of the most recent.
                         
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                          LAMO....
                           
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                            Laughing Ass My Off. :rofl:
                             
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                              OOPs typed to fast but yea that works. lol
                               
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                                :rofl::rofl::rofl:
                                 
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                                  Good thing I wasn't drinking coffee !!!

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                                    WTF ....

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                                      A profanity quote from my favorite college beer joint bathroom wall...
                                      “Profanity is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate Mother F_ _ _ _ _.”
                                       
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                                        Ha ha ho and away we go !
                                         
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