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  1. missing linc

    missing linc Loose nut behind the wheel

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    See lots of trucks like that around here.
     
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    • Fred Scigliano

      Fred Scigliano Off center a bit FABO Gold Member

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      Better than letting it rust away. I always liked that Ford body style.
       
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      Bodyperson Pedal to the metal FABO Gold Member

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      Never understood why those diesel guys gotta leave them trucks running while they are parked. We could barely carry on a conversation with that old International clanking away.
       
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      • Biff

        Biff Cheep not easy

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        Yooo hoooo bitches it’s Friday night!
         
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        • Fred Scigliano

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          Friday! YEA!!!
           
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          • diymirage

            diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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            well, it was an interesting trip

            met the whole family for dinner at the aforementioned restaurant, but since the baby fell asleep and grandma wasnt doing to well the wife took them home and i took the other 3 kids

            putted around for a while and found a place to anchor down to let the kids swim
            wouldnt you know it, i parked right in a turtle day care
            the kids found a few that were only 3 inches long
            they loved it

            went home after that, and moored the boat for a minute while i went to get the truck...was never able to get the boat going again
            no big deal, as far as getting it loaded up again, but definitely something to look at tomorrow
             
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            • Fred Scigliano

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              Sounds like the kids had a good time but looks like dad has to work on the boat soon.
               
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              • Bodyperson

                Bodyperson Pedal to the metal FABO Gold Member

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                We used to paint numbers on the turtles. Would sometimes see turtles that others had marked.
                 
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                • Mark Wainwright

                  Mark Wainwright Well-Known Member

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                  The best thing is that you're the supervisor out in the field CF.
                   
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                  • Mark Wainwright

                    Mark Wainwright Well-Known Member

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                    Morning fellas. Putting a stereo in the Cuda this morning. Hope I can hear it lol
                    Looks like grass cutting day as well. Growing like a weed but it's thick and healthy and like a carpet when done. Nothing but sun for at least a week and low to mid 20's right through to the May 24th long weekend. Our lockdown has been extended by another two weeks but it's working so I'm good with it.
                    Have a good one
                     
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                    • diymirage

                      diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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                      first outing of the year is always iffy

                      this is what happened last back in 2019
                      (straight copy and paste from when i shared it)


                      we got this little bayliner, 19 foot boat
                      nice little boat, bought it a few years ago but with the baby being born last spring, we havent had it out in about 2 years
                      so i got it dusted off over the week and got ready to take it out today
                      since i wasnt sure how it would go, i decided to only take the boy out

                      so, hooked the boat up to the bronco (i know i know, should have bought a dodge)
                      managed to get her down to the boat launch with the truck only stalling out about 5 times, and i only had to turn the crank by hand 3 times to get the starter to mesh

                      got the boat in the water, and it ran allright but it didnt want to go into gear from idle without dying
                      i figured it would "clear" up after running it for a while
                      so, we got going, did allright
                      idled through the no wake zone, out into the big lake
                      and anchored it some 30 feet out from the beach

                      me and the boy jumped of, did some frisbeeing, some swimming and got going again...well, tried to

                      i fired her up and when i went to put her in gear, she stalled out

                      it did that to me 4 or 5 times, and i hadnt noticed that as it was stalling out, the current pushed it across my anchor line

                      i finally got her going, the drive rattled and shook and then it died on me

                      i jumped out and sure enough, my anchor line was wrapped around the drive and 2 or my 3 prop bladed were gone

                      so, we pulled her a close to the beach as we could, ran a new anchor line to the beach, grabbed the keys and started walking

                      luckily, there was a lady there who was willing to give us a ride back to the boatlaunch, so we could at least get the truck back home

                      so, we got in the truck, fired it up and drove about 50 foot before it backfired and stalled
                      at that point the carb caught fire and i was not able to get it going again

                      now, it had happened before that the starter would hit what i guess is a flat spot, and i would have to get down and turn the crank a few degrees by hand before it would catch again
                      but at this point, it just would not engage no matter how much i turned the crank

                      finally i had someone tow the bronco a few more feet out of the way (he didnt have much choice, if he was gonna get his boat out) and walked home

                      when we got there, i jumped into the charger to at least get the trailer home but as of right now...the boat and the truck are still stranded

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                      (and 2 days later)


                      Got the boat back home...it was actually kinda fun
                      We just took the entire family to the beach and while they played, I fixed the boat
                      (Turns out, swapping out a prop is a 2 minute job. ..if you have the right tools)

                      Overnight the current had pushed the boat further ashore and I could tell people had been in it, but nothing was stolen or broken so I'm not too mad about that

                      The only thing to decide now is if I want to tow the bronco home and fix it, or slap it in neutral and just let it roll into the lake
                       
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                      Seems like that kinda stuff happens to me at least twice a year. lol
                       
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                      • Mark Wainwright

                        Mark Wainwright Well-Known Member

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                        Should have just stood back and let her burn. Used to be First On Race Day now it's First to the Garage
                         
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                        diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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                        I seriously considered it

                        I ended up trading it to a contractor buddy for some work on the house
                         
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                          Smart move I'm thinking
                           
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                          • 589charger

                            589charger FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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                            I win.!
                             
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                            • Fred Scigliano

                              Fred Scigliano Off center a bit FABO Gold Member

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                              Win? Try again. lol
                               
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                              chryslerfat Well-Known Member

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                              Ok I just finished 2 more fields. I know one will be dry enough to plant tomorrow. Not sure about the other.
                               
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                                The neighbor is lighting a fire So the Grand Daughter and I are going over with beer and Jack to chill for the night.
                                 
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                                  589charger FABO Gold Member FABO Gold Member

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                                  Yeah, I won
                                   
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                                    chryslerfat Well-Known Member

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                                    The guys will get your prize headed out Monday. The glove is a gift that keeps giving.
                                     
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                                    • Fred Scigliano

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                                      Sounds good CF have a nice evening.
                                       
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                                        So far, we are all nothing but a bunch of losers
                                         
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                                          Fred Scigliano Off center a bit FABO Gold Member

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                                          I don't think you won with your post but you did with that sweet Cuda on your Avatar.
                                           
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