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  1. Mark Wainwright

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    Should have gotten directions from Fred and do the opposite. That's always the way it is, wash a car and get it spotless and then the rain comes down. That's when a garage comes handy
     
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        Been gorgeous today and had a nice walk then sat on the deck and of course my knees are sunburnt now.
        Going to the car show tonight (1st one this year)
         
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          Morning guys and Happy Tuesday.
          Another day in Paradise as the weather will be gorgeous again.
          Went to the fist car show last night and wasn't a bad turnout considering. It sure got cold and or course the wind was whipping across the parking lot.
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            Your Barracuda and the Gremlin are my top choices.
             
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            • Biff

              Biff Cheep not easy

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              Well happy Tuesday your self , I like the grand national, and the black barracuda! And you don’t see gremlins anymore.
               
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                Biff Cheep not easy

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                First on hump day :lol:
                 
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                  Starting Hump Day corectly:

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                  • Mark Wainwright

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                    That's my Cuda Biff. Yeah Gremlins are rare
                     
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                      You up early or is this your normal time.
                      I'm usually always up at 5
                       
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                      Morning guys and Happy Hump Day.
                      We've gone from a cool Spring right into Summer this week but not complaining.
                      Have a good one.
                      I was texting with Fred yesterday and he sent me a video of he and his son flying in the son's plane and then he did a roll. Neat to watch
                       
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                        yesterday was the first day i ran the AC in the house...it sure is nice in here now

                        i also helped my neighbour replace her window unit (she doesnt have central air) over the weekend
                        i sure am glad i got to do that before things heated up too much and the flies came out in force
                         
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                          Biff Cheep not easy

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                          Morning Mark , I know Mr. :lol: I do like your cuda !
                           
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                            Professor Fate Push the button, Max...

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                            That SO reminds me of years back when the kids were little- on road trips we'd play a version of the VW "punch buggy" game, only with Gremlins, and no punching.... I can still hear the kids calling out from the back seat "I see a Gremlin! I get a nickel!" They usually had earned enough to buy a soda at the next rest stop.
                             
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                              Thanks Biff. I appreciate it.
                               
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                                My kids did that also with the VW bug. One day we were cruising along the hwy I saw a Bug in a field and had been stripped so I yelled DEAD BUG. Kids thought that was a riot. Of course I had to sign that to my daughter and she thought it was funny too
                                 
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                                  I recall my Brat referring to that highway activity as "Slug Bug" :lol:
                                  She and her friends were very adept at identifying pretty much ANY VW product :rofl:
                                   
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                                    Well guys just got in from the fields. A couple are still standing water so not able to work those. I got the first knockdown on the others and hope to fit (finish till) those in the afternoon and hopefully start planting.
                                     
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                                      missing linc Loose nut behind the wheel

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                                      My wife continues that game, but with both Beetles and PT Cruisers.
                                       
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                                        Thanks CF for helping feed us all. It may be a small operation but it all helps. Hope you have a great yeild this yr
                                         
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                                          Morning guys.... wow Turdsday already.
                                          Fantastic weather again I'm pleased to say.
                                           
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                                            Good morning guys, calling for winter driving conditions here :wtf: well last day at work is Monday , didn’t want it to be Friday the 13 .
                                             
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                                              it will be wintery driving here too, its a balmy 78 degrees out so im gonna pick the kids up in the duster
                                              what does that have to do with wintery driving you ask?

                                              im sure ill be doing a little slip-sliding

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                                                Been a gorgeous day. Been getting warmer and warmer every day. Even had a humidex as well today.
                                                Cleaned up my wife's 300 and then took it to fill it up as the price for gas dropped 4 cents last night and back up 5 cents tonight. WTF are these idiots doing. I do know the oil companies are now making huge profits. Shell made 9.1 billion profit for the last 1/4 so why are we paying high prices for gas?
                                                I know it's a world wide problem not just our country. Needs to be a big audit and find out why.
                                                 
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                                                  We were able to catch up with the legend himself this month! Here's a fun Q&A with the one and only, Connie Kalitta.
                                                  Q: Can you tell us the story of how Kalitta Air was “born”? How did racing turn into airplanes?
                                                  A: I was the driver of Ford’s top-fuel dragster at the time and I saw a business opportunity to fly car parts for them. With my race winnings I bought a twin-engine, piston-powered Cessna 310 in 1967, learned how to fly it and started hauling parts for Ford.
                                                  Q: What is one of your favorite aviation memories?
                                                  A: It’s hard to pick but certainly one of them would be purchasing my very first B747 back in 1992 from Japan Airlines. I flew it from Japan to YIP and it was incredible!
                                                  Q: What's your favorite racing memory?
                                                  A: Winning Indy! (And by that he means winning the 1994 US Nationals. It’s kind of a big deal.)
                                                  Q: What hobbies do you have outside of the business?
                                                  A: Who has time for hobbies?!
                                                  Q: What is your favorite meal?
                                                  A: Ribs from Bone Heads or a good meatloaf and mashed potatoes dinner.
                                                  Q: What is one of the questions you get asked the most?
                                                  A: Does the movie Heart Like a Wheel portray me accurately? To which I answer yes and no!
                                                  Q: Any other fun facts?
                                                  A: Back in the late 80’s I was arrested for speeding on Belleville Lake in my jet boat.
                                                   
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