Ah.. shes's just talking out of the side of her mouth.
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Mark Wainwright
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Monica has a very successful dry cleaning chain store. Her motto is "drop your pants and jacket off".
Bill is selling used cars. His motto? "Bring your wife and we'll dicker"
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On the other hand I checked mine Fred and the X Wife still has them in her purse!
chryslerfat
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She also sells hand dipped cigars.
eewwh
JeffisOld
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Sure that's not just the checkbook?
My ex makes a car payment from my retirement every month.
Is your previous skill set good +/- 1 moa from there to Racine, WI SLO?
There is a joke there too. Something about her in the head an him in the pecker and one bullet.
Didn't check that BP wasn't much there at 30 below.Hope your not talking about peckers.That would be hard to keep straight!!!
JeffisOld
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There is a joke there too. Something about her in the head an him in the pecker and one bullet.
No joke, no quarrel with him!
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Hah! I am howling!
We were talking about your ex. Right?
Thank God no ex wife here and no more wife for me I will head for Vegas or Reno wherever the hookers are before I get married again.
Last girl friend about drove me crazy.
Weather must be bad here the school is shut down for tomorrow.
Time for another man drink just to make sure I stay warm. lol
Time for another man drink just to make sure I stay warm. lol
I couldn't imagine starting over. Hope god takes me first. Does that make me selfish?
Aint five here yet. I might push that up on the weekend.
Or if it was 20 below zoro.
Many times I wish God would have taken me instead of my wife BP but I think he has better plans and not gonna argue with God. Just wounder why I am still here.
One more son to raise and after he is gone I only have me at home to deal with. Gonna be interesting in 2 more years.
JeffisOld
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20 below or 15 above same thing as long as your not stuck in your car on the road and have to walk home.Or if it was 20 below zoro.
So I'm a wimp, I can die with that.
I'm sure you will rock it out of the park Fred. Take that motor home to Alaska and visit your family up there for starters. Could be a hell of an adventure.
chryslerfat
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Right now it is warmer up there anyway.
It is CF and hope you guys don't get any colder.
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