Last one to post in this thread wins!

[Frodee]

Mabey she wants to watch ? Just playing devils advacit .....

No she is waiting to beat me up not watch.
gonna be sore and need a few band aids here real soon.

 

[Biff]

No she is waiting to beat me up not watch.
gonna be sore and need a few band aids here real soon.

And why would she want to beat you ?

 

[Biff]

Fred what did you do.....

 

[fatoldguy]

I had that look last week when a woman driver past me on my way to work. as soon as she got around me she slammed on the breaks because a bird was sitting on the road in front of her and for the next 10 miles she would slam on her breaks every time a bird got in front of her.
And I am telling the truth this time.

Oh you gave her the bird ?

 

[fatoldguy]

What a game Biff , one win away from stanely.

 

[Biff]

What a game Biff , one win away from stanely.

Yes sir I think it’s gonna go six .

 

[No name needed]

So was wondering what it cost to have phone sex.
I think I'll pass on that one.
Any body know how much it cost in Vegas for a hooker?

Depends on what you pick off the menu $1000.00
And up usually covers a good time.

 

[Frodee]

Depends on what you pick off the menu $1000.00
And up usually covers a good time.

Wow and I thought my scamp was costing me to much.

 

[Frodee]

Fred what did you do.....

I was a bad boy and she sent me to my room early last night.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

So was wondering what it cost to have phone sex.
I think I'll pass on that one.
Any body know how much it cost in Vegas for a hooker?

It's the cost of the anti-dote is the expensive part.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

I was a bad boy and she sent me to my room early last night.

Did she spank you before going to your room?

 

[memike]

Another day! Another way 66 friggen degrees outside this morning ! and I walked out to the shop in short pant's
Good morning

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Another day! Another way 66 friggen degrees outside this morning ! and I walked out to the shop in short pant's
Good morning

Good morning Mike. 66F isn't that bad I'd take that right now.
Got some major shrinkage going on right now.

 

[memike]

Good morning Mike. 66F isn't that bad I'd take that right now.
Got some major shrinkage going on right now.

Don't you know it

 

[Frodee]

Did she spank you before going to your room?

No spanking Mark but she did beat me over the head.

 

[chryslerfat]

Mornin Y`all

 

[chryslerfat]

Another day! Another way 66 friggen degrees outside this morning ! and I walked out to the shop in short pant's
Good morning

66 is way better than 90 in my book

 

[Frodee]

66 is way better than 90 in my book

And that's why I live up north.It's 54* and going to work in a tee shirt.

 

[Frodee]

See you all later.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

See you all later.

Have a good one Fred

 

[chryslerfat]

L8tr Fred

 

[fatoldguy]

Watch out for the bird lady!!!!

 

[famous bob]

And that's why I live up north.It's 54* and going to work in a tee shirt.

not for me, below 60 my feet get cold !

 

[Biff]

All this talk about the weather, went down to 6deg last night with a high of 14 to day and light rain prefect workin weather !

 

[famous bob]

All this talk about the weather, went down to 6deg last night with a high of 14 to day and light rain prefect workin weather !

u can keep that, I worked out in the weather mostly for over 40 yrs. Also nothing like loading 3 tons of hay , driving a farm tractor a couple of miles to feed the herd and back when it below 10*, did that when I was a kid. Rode a Cushman eagle home from a football game one night when I was 14 , at 5 below 0 , into the north wind (5 miles out of town) couldn`t get my key out of my pocket, had to beat on the door w/ my elbow to wake dad.
U CAN ALSO TRY WAKING UP UNDER WATER AFTER THE TRUCK WENT THRU ABOUT 1 FT OF ICE, FALLING OFF A BRIDGE WHEN IT`S ARTOUND 0, but that`s another story !
I`ll take 90`s anytime !!
as always disregard caps !