Little Johnny

[MrJLR]

So little Johnny is in class and the teacher is doing that game where you blindfold a kid, give them food, and see if they can guess what it is.

First kid gets a piece of apple but can't figure it out.
Teacher "it's red and starts with the letter A"
"Oh, an apple!"

Second kid get a piece of banana but can't figure it out.
Teacher "it's yellow and monkeys eat them"
"Oh, it's banana "

Little Johnny gets a Hershey Kiss but can't figure it out
Teacher "it's brown and your mommy gives your daddy one every night before bed"
Before he can answer, some kid in the back yells "spit it out quick Johnny, it's a piece of ***!"

 

[diymirage]

I used to work with this guy, who every single Christmas would complain that all he got was a piece of tail, and a pair of sox...and both of them were to big

I got so sick of it that one year I told him, the real problem was both his pecker and his feet were to small