M o p a r

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My
Old
Pig
Ain't
Runnin

... it runs, but I've got a freeze plug leaking. Of course, it's next to the firewall. No rest for the wicked.
 
Here's what my ford cousin tells me.............. Mopar:

Mostly
Old
Parts
And
Rust




And I respond with:

Ford=

F*cking
Obviously
Retarded
Decision
 
mopar

machine
or
pu**Y
always
riding



what is that smell, i just stepped on a piece of chevy.
 
Most
Our
Production
Are
Recalled

Found
On
Road
Dead

Poor
Old
Nimwit
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac

Don't
Over
Drive
Gutless
Engines

Expensive
Stupid
Cadillacs
Are
Lousy
And
Dumb
Engineering

How
Old
Numbskulls
Drive
Around

Very
Weak

Gotta
Mechanic
Coming
 
moparlover said:
chevy = heartbeat of america
mopar = muscle of america
Click to expand...
Ford = colon of america :D

Damn
Old
Drivetrain
Grinds
Everything

Move
Over
Parts
Are
Rattling!
((Nobody is immune)) >: )

Hefty
Annual
Repairs,
Lucrative
Employment,
Yes?

F'd
On
Race
Day

F'd
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge

Found
On
Road
Dead

Gay
Man's
Car
(no offense implied :D)

Can
Hear
Every
Valve,
Really
Only
Likes
Easy
Treatment

Poor
Old
Numbskull
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac

Hold
On
Not
Done
Accelerating

More to come later...


- CK
 
I can't believe some Chevy guy hasn't told you it is:

Most
Over
Priced
Automotive
Restoration

That is what I usually hear and that is why you see an old Mopar with a chevy engine in it. :wack:
 
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