A man walks into a bar with his monkey. He orders a beer and sits down to drink it. As if on cue, the monkey goes into a squealing frenzy, jumping into the Tiffany light, then onto the pool table, where he eats the cue ball.
The bartender shouts at the man, "Hey, did you just see what your stupid monkey just did? He ate the cue ball! I knew I shoouldn't have let you bring that thing in here!"
About two weeks later, the man comes back to the bar with the monkey. The wary bartender keeps his eye on them both. As the man drinks his beer, the monkey again goes crazy. He takes a maraschino cherry off the bar, sticks it up his ***, pulls it out, then eats it. Then he picks up a beer nut, sticks it up his ***, pulls it out, then eats it. This goes on with a few other items he finds around the bar.
Soon the bartender has seen enough. "Look what your frikkin monkey is doing now!"
"What do you expect? After that cue ball incident, he measures everything first..."
The bartender shouts at the man, "Hey, did you just see what your stupid monkey just did? He ate the cue ball! I knew I shoouldn't have let you bring that thing in here!"
About two weeks later, the man comes back to the bar with the monkey. The wary bartender keeps his eye on them both. As the man drinks his beer, the monkey again goes crazy. He takes a maraschino cherry off the bar, sticks it up his ***, pulls it out, then eats it. Then he picks up a beer nut, sticks it up his ***, pulls it out, then eats it. This goes on with a few other items he finds around the bar.
Soon the bartender has seen enough. "Look what your frikkin monkey is doing now!"
"What do you expect? After that cue ball incident, he measures everything first..."
