Marijuana filled firewood

[Longgone]

MARIJUANA-FILLED FIREWOOD



'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith ...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'



'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.




They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'



'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

(Rednecks know how to git-r-dun).

 

[6pk2goDemon]

:sign5:......Good One

 

[memike]

MARIJUANA-FILLED FIREWOOD



'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith ...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'



'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.




They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'



'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

(Rednecks know how to git-r-dun).

Works for me :toothy10: Happy birthday Virgil :cheers:

 

[Badawg]

Thats is GREAT lmao!!!!

 

[ramcharger]

Lol!

 

[mattsmopars]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[pettybludart]

Too Funny!!

 

[sheets55]

:bootysha:super

 

[moparkid340]

haha i like

 

[Mopar318Guy]

that was a good one

 

[alleyoopmgv]

very funny!

 

[CudaFS1]

LMAO That's a great one!!! I'm going to have to remember that one.

 

[rithunder916]

LOL that is great, and you know what, I could see this happening around where i live!

 

['68-340-S]

That's cool, I was going to ask where I could get one of those logs. lol

 

[memike]

Good one I forgot all about longgone:toothy10:

To cool :cheers:and I still say Happy birthday Virgil :drinkers:

 

[426 dart]

too damn funny

 

[FISHBREATH]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaNQjhXhfVs

Oh, wow, man, termites ate my stash.

 

[memike]

Very nice FISHBREATH :cheers::-D

 

[RedFish]

Very nice FISHBREATH :cheers::-D

Ditto from this Beetles fan.
Norweigen wood can refer to morning wood also. LOL

Watch the Hey Jude music video on YouTube (if you haven't seen it)
Try to see what is lirking in the background before the lights and cameras reveal the complete set.

This music video was created long before MTVs time.

Enjoy

 

[ram250098]

You know ..that just might work LOL
Good one lol'
AL