married for 50 years...

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mtandrews

mtandrews

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After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ... "Fifty" years ago we had a cheap apartment, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watcheda 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 20-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $300,000.00 home, a $38,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 70-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 20-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems
 
mtandrews said:
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ... "Fifty" years ago we had a cheap apartment, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watcheda 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 20-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $300,000.00 home, a $38,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 70-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 20-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems
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A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.
 
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