Merry Christmas in Legal Terms

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Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, and gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday as practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice (but with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or for their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all) and further for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated onset of the generally accepted calendar year (including, but not limited to, the Christian calendar, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures). The preceding wishes are extended without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee(s).
 
for once i dont feel offended, finally.. so sick of people wishing me a merry christmas, i mean come on what jerks,
 
Guitar Jones said:
Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, and gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday as practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice (but with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or for their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all) and further for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated onset of the generally accepted calendar year (including, but not limited to, the Christian calendar, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures). The preceding wishes are extended without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee(s).
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Sadly its come to this, I'm sure that a drug induced coma would allow me to escape the political correctness police and at the same time take me to my happy place.:angry7::angry7::toothy10:

Terry
 
> Pass this on to your co-workers, family, and friends. What do you
> have to lose but 44 cents, what do you have to gain ----------- more than
> you will ever know.
> What a clever idea!
> Yes, Christmas cards. This is coming early so that you can get ready to
> include an important address to your list.
> Want to have some fun this CHRISTMAS? Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS CARD this
> year.
> As they are working so very hard to get rid of the CHRISTMAS part of this
> holiday, we should all send them a nice, card to brighten up their dark,
> sad, little world..
> Make sure it says "Merry Christmas" on it.
> Here's the address, just don't be rude or crude.

> ACLU
> 125 Broad Street
> 18th Floor
> New York, NY 10004
>
> Two tons of Christmas cards would freeze their operations because they
> wouldn't know if any were regular mail containing contributions. So spend
> 44 cents and tell the ACLU to leave Christmas alone. Also tell them that
> there is no such thing as a " Holiday Tree". It's always been called a
> CHRISTMAS TREE!
>
> And pass this on to your email lists. We really want to communicate with the
> ACLU! They really DESERVE us!!
>
> For those of you who aren't aware of them, the ACLU, (the American Civil
> Liberties Union) is the one suing the U.S. Government to take God, Christmas
> or anything religious away from us. They represent the atheists and others
> in this war. Help put Christ back in Christmas!
 
I am with ya skybolt 8) Help put Christ back in Christmas :cheers:
 
Guitar Jones said:
Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, and gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday as practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice (but with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or for their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all) and further for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated onset of the generally accepted calendar year (including, but not limited to, the Christian calendar, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures). The preceding wishes are extended without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee(s).
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And that's as about as PC as you can get...wow....

and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you, too. :-D
 
A school back east banned candy canes said they were offensive.


Well I can tell them where to put the cane, maybe it would sweeten their outlook on life and kids.
 
ACLU=

Anti
Christian
Lawyers
Union

OR

All
Criminals
Love
Us

Just my $.02

Oh, and I want to wish everyone here a very Merry Christmas and a Happy, Healthy New Year!!!

FF
 
Hell I'll send them one from up here.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE EVEN THE ATHEISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Terry
 
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(in other words, it ain’t our fault and don’t ask…)
 
its not the A.C.L.U. you should be worried about! they are not the ones trying to get all cars over 10 years old off the streets! but I am sure they will have our backs with an army of lawyers when the goverment tells us you cant drive that any more its to old and unsafe. remember "civil liberties" and "separation of church and state" are two of the PRINCIPLES this country was FOUNDED on AND ANYONE WHO FIGHTS TO DEFEND THIS COUNTRY'S FOUNDING PRINCIPLES DESERVES OUR RESPECT!!! even if you don't always agree with them and if you dont like it perhaps a nice communist country like cuba or china would be more to your taste
 
Lone Yankee said:
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(in other words, it ain’t our fault and don’t ask…)
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I may have to consult a mental health professional after reading your disclaimer....
 
caferacerx said:
remember "civil liberties" and "separation of church and state" are two of the PRINCIPLES this country was FOUNDED on AND ANYONE WHO FIGHTS TO DEFEND THIS COUNTRY'S FOUNDING PRINCIPLES DESERVES OUR RESPECT!!!taste
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In reality, there is NOWHERE in the constitution that has the words "separation of church and state" only "make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof". Now, imnsho, the ACLU fights against the second part, where Christianity is concerned, 10 commandments, crucifix, we are guaranteed "freedom OF religion, not freedom FROM religion.

Oh, sheesh, sorry guys, not trying to argue religion, here, but as far as the ACLU is concerned, I hate them, there is so much better for them to put their efforts towards, but they keep trying the freedom FROM religion thing.

JMNSHO

FF
 
when someone starts trying to force your kids to celebrate odundu day or ramadad and the A.C.L.U steps in to stop them I think you will change your tune
 
Texas Statute Paves Way for Highway Robbery

In a story that truly boggles the mind, a District Attorney in Texas
is trying to use money that was illegally confiscated from motorists
to defend herself in a lawsuit brought by the very motorists whose
money was taken. The ACLU has filed a brief with the Texas Attorney
General's office opposing this ludicrous request.

Here's the full story....

The Shelby County District Attorney, Lynda K. Russell, is accused of
participating in a scheme in which police officers routinely pulled
over motorists in the vicinity of Tenaha, Texas without cause and
asked if they were carrying cash. If they were, the officers ordered
them to sign over the cash to the town or face felony charges of money
laundering or other serious crimes. It is estimated that an astounding
$3 million was seized between 2006 and 2008 and, according to the
plaintiffs' attorney, in about 150 cases -- almost all of which
involved African-American or Latino motorists -- the seizures were
illegal.

The seizures were purportedly made under Texas's asset
forfeiture law, which enables authorities to seize the profits of
crime without a conviction. However, authorities had no evidence that
plaintiffs were engaged in any criminal activity. None of the
plaintiffs was arrested or ever charged with a crime.

And now, District Attorney Russell is arguing that she should be able
to use these funds for the "official purpose" of defending
herself from charges that she threatened motorists with criminal
charges if they didn't hand over their money.

The irony is rich, given that the purpose of the asset forfeiture law
is to make sure that criminals don't benefit from their crimes.
And, of course, Texas law prohibits the D.A. from using forfeited
assets for this purpose.

Really, what was she thinking?
 
Guitar Jones,
I have already forwarded your post to the owner of the company that I work for.

He will use it wisely!!

And there is the one for Nancy Pelosi and her bunch................

" Have A Fairy Christmas And A Gay New Year!"
 
MerryChristmas!!!!!..to you too...Sadly most have forgotten/chose to forget what it's all about..
 
I have my kids trained to ask "What holiday are you referring to?" every time one of their teachers are forced to hand out a "Holiday" form or announcement.

Just the other day, one of my kids were invited to a "Holiday party" for one of their after school activities where all the kids attended from their group.
My kid asked "What holiday are we celebrating?" while looking at the invitation curiously, and the Mother who's home the party was at said really loud... "I don't care what rules this school has about all of this "holiday" speak, but here in America, we celebrate "Christmas!", and if that offends you, I strongly urge you to either leave or call a whambulance!" LOL.
Guess what, not one kid whined or got offended, Imagine that.
 
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