More Spam goodness...

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I've had them all. Hate to say it but I make a breakfast sandwich every morning before work with spam and an egg. Black pepper to me is the best. OOhhh my poor heart.
 
I don't know how you guys eat that **** meat,
if I can't tell where it came from, I ain't eatin it.
Same for canned ham and lunch meat and hotdogs. ICK!
Crap stinks up the house when its fried.
I bet you get black heads on your tongues after eating
that compressed heave.
 
jimjimjimmy beat me to it, only I was going to say everything but the squeal. Ate that as a kid, cheap and edible. When you come from a big family and money was short, you made do with what was available. No complaining, just fact. Parents grew up during the Great Depression, one learned how to do more with less. Good lessons for life in my opinion.
 
Longarm, as far as black heads on my tongue, I just grab a handful of porkrinds clears them right up.
 
I came from a family of eleven and my mom never
served us that swill.
I've seen that crap from the 70's rations that still looks
like the day in was squeezed into a loaf and canned with
I don't what that slimy goo is.

Boones Farm, Budweiser, Spam
All quality staples of the masses.
Smells like every Walmarts or Nascar race I've ever been to.

There is no doubt in my mind Soylent Green and Spam are the
same thing.

Savages!
 
I came from a family of eleven and my mom never
served us that swill.
I've seen that crap from the 70's rations that still looks
like the day in was squeezed into a loaf and canned with
I don't what that slimy goo is.

Boones Farm, Budweiser, Spam
All quality staples of the masses.
Smells like every Walmarts I've ever been in.

There is no doubt in my mind Soylent Green and Spam are the
same thing.

Savages!

You poor deprived Soul, you have truly missed out on one of the finest delicacies on Earth.

Cast aside the prayer rug and go getcha some.
 

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You poor deprived Soul, you have truly missed out on one of finest delicacies on Earth.

Cast aside the prayer rug and go getcha some.

Now that's some quality humor right there!!!

I knew somebody was gonna rise to the occasion if I pushed hard enuff.:angel12:

I was hoping I wasn't going to have to stoop to the north vs the south.

Can't nobody top that one!
That made my day!
 
First instinct was to say this, "Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience." But I said nah, either trolling, or misinterpret cause of the web. It's not easy to get meaning a lot of times. So, to each his own.
 
Get you some and slice it into thin slices. Fry it in the frying pan and slap in on two pieces of bread with mustard. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Hmmmm. Sounds similar to cookin Scrapple. I likes me some Scrapple.
 
Hmmmm. Sounds similar to cookin Scrapple. I likes me some Scrapple.

It's similar but much less indigestion from the spam lol less lips and more rear ends in the mix I guess. Goes a little more quietly.
 
I want to say thank you for this thread, it got me into a Walmart which I hardly ever do and stocked up on Made In USA socks and some other things more cheaply, and picked up the different varieties of Spam they carry so I can try them.
 
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