Must be the new metric math
My Luck
- Thread starter Mark Wainwright
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I'll be 85, and may have lost my license by then....
But if not, I ain't gonna be driving no damn Chevy truck!
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A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBAND
WIFE: “Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Elizabeth is also here and says hello to you.”
HUSBAND: Who is Elizabeth?
WIFE : Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you saw my message.
HUSBAND: But I’m with Elizabeth right now, I thought you saw us!
WIFE: What! Where are you?
Husband: Near the neighbourhood bakery.
WIFE: Wait, I’m coming right now!
After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:
WIFE:I’m at the bakery, where are you?
HUSBAND: I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery, please buy the bread and go home!
WIFE: “Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Elizabeth is also here and says hello to you.”
HUSBAND: Who is Elizabeth?
WIFE : Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you saw my message.
HUSBAND: But I’m with Elizabeth right now, I thought you saw us!
WIFE: What! Where are you?
Husband: Near the neighbourhood bakery.
WIFE: Wait, I’m coming right now!
After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:
WIFE:I’m at the bakery, where are you?
HUSBAND: I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery, please buy the bread and go home!
Unconventional
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Ahoey
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Going to try this, but have to pick the victim carefully
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The special of the day
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Unconventional
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Dartnut
Don't hate me because i'm beautiful
That looks freakin' nasty...
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I want one, I want one!!!!
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