My Luck

[chewy]

Don't believe what you see in the cartoons. No matter how hard you throw a toilet plunger, it won't actually stick to someone's face. Don't ask me how I know this.

The plunger will however; stick to the back of a bald guys head...

... Don't ask me how I know!

 

[Unconventional]

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[diymirage]

I never thought DOGE would affect me personally. My wife asked me to email her by midnight 5 things I did around the house last week.

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Just send her five pictures of herself

 

[harrisonm]

Dept. of government efficiency????????

Yes. In only a month, DOGE has already identified and stopped 65 Billion dollars worth of wasteful and fraudulent spending. They put a stop to it and actually got some of it back. You would not believe some of the garbage that hundreds of millions of dollars were spent on. Google the list. You won't believe it.

 

[Ahoey]

Husbands, if your wife does something wrong, just explain to her how your mom did it. She will appreciate your advice, and strive to do it as she did.

And that’s when the fight started

 

[Mark Wainwright]

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[Bobacuda]

1. Bring home the bacon
2. Put a roof over her head
3. Made sure she had food and clothing
4. Paid the bills
5. Didn't buy another Mopar

Now ask her when the last five times you and she had sex...

“You mean sex with each other?” (Inspired by the great Rodney Dangerfield)

 

[Mark Wainwright]

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[Ahoey]

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I can relate to your plight. There are no more Sears / Eatons catalogs,
phone books, newspapers. All were acceptable reading and sanitary products for the outhouse, now I have to buy toilet paper and read my damn phone. What’s this world coming to.

 

[Unconventional]

I can relate to your plight. There are no more Sears / Eatons catalogs,
phone books, newspapers. All were acceptable reading and sanitary products for the outhouse, now I have to buy toilet paper and read my damn phone. What’s this world coming to.

 

[diymirage]

I can relate to your plight. There are no more Sears / Eatons catalogs,
phone books, newspapers. All were acceptable reading and sanitary products for the outhouse, now I have to buy toilet paper and read my damn phone. What’s this world coming to.

And the worst part is, back in the day you could use your reading material if you were in a pinch and out of paper

I don't know about androids, but I can tell you an iPhone can not handle that

 

[Ottmundr]

I can relate to your plight. There are no more Sears / Eatons catalogs,
phone books, newspapers. All were acceptable reading and sanitary products for the outhouse, now I have to buy toilet paper and read my damn phone. What’s this world coming to.

Ma Bell was what? $10-$20 a month.
TP or newspaper $5 a month?

Now cell service is $100
TP and no newspaper and no Sears or JC Penny catalogs is another $20.

 

[Ottmundr]

And the worst part is, back in the day you could use your reading material if you were in a pinch and out of paper

I don't know about androids, but I can tell you an iPhone can not handle that

iPhones can handle a little poop. There is nothing gayer.

 

[Bobacuda]

Ma Bell was what? $10-$20 a month.
TP or newspaper $5 a month?

Now cell service is $100
TP and no newspaper and no Sears or JC Penny catalogs is another $20.

The old Germans around here preferred corn cobs. Sears was second choice.

 

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[Mark Wainwright]

BREAKING NEWS! The earth revolves around the sun! THIS MAY UPSET A FEW PEOPLE WHO THINK IT REVOLVES AROUND THEM.