My Luck

[Mark Wainwright]

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[Ahoey]

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Amongst 10,000 other pieces of trivial information that have no bearing on anything anyway. And we’re supposed to remember all that crap.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

After old man Henry picked up on an old lady Johnson during church they went out on a date. After making their way up to lookout hill he parked the car and they started to make out like they did when they were teenagers.

When things got hot and heavy old man Henry said, "Hold on a minute honey", he slaps on a rubber and shoves some cotton in his ears and up his nose. He turns back around and said, " I'm ready honey ".

Now old lady Johnson gets a big smile on her face and said, " I know what the rubber is for we're about to git it on but what's the cotton in you ears and up your nose for?".

"Well honey, there's two things in life I can't stand.

The sound of a lady screaming

And the smell of burnt rubber"

 

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[Mark Wainwright]

A sweet silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says,
“Please come help me! I have this killer jigsaw puzzle and can’t figure out how to get started.”

The neighbor asks, “What’s it supposed to be when it’s done?”

She replies, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a Tiger.”

He comes over, studies the pieces spread across the table, looks at the box, and says gently,
“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to make anything resembling a Tiger.”

He takes her hand and adds,
“Secondly, let’s have a nice cup of tea... and then we’ll put all the Frosties back in the box.”​

 

[Dartnut]

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I think the answer should be Tesla, but Ford works too...

 

[ProjectBazza]

I think the answer should be Tesla, but Ford works too...

I’ll “second” the Tesla mention.

 

[Ahoey]

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Hard fast rule of mine. No animals allowed in my house. None, ever, never mind letting it in my bed. F…… fur everywhere, and the thing can’t protect my place if it’s inside. That’s what it gets paid for. Wife was lucky I let the kids in.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

One of the guys on my favorite radio station has a Tesla and needed to get 4 new tires.
Because they take a special tire because of the weight of the battery under the car they cost him 601 bucks for labour and tax. So I want to buy an EV WHY?

 

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