My skills at understanding need work

[Drache]

So I got into an elevator the other day and this woman with a really busty chest walked in behind me. I couldn't help but stare due to the really low cut shirt she was wearing. She caught me looking and yelled out;

"Would you please stop staring at my chest and just press One!!!"

So I did.

Guess I misunderstood what she meant. The black eye she gave me reminds me that I need to work on my understanding skills.

 

[toolmanmike]

LOL Not far from the truth. If they show it, I'm lookin'.

 

[67 Power Wagon]

Jesus, I dunno to take this as a real JOKE or if your REALLY got a black eye for lookin! :dontknow:

IF its for real....was it worth it? #-o

 

[magnumdart]

I never get on elevators alone with a woman. Haven't in thirty years, except for once. Somehow she slipped in. Dressed real pricey like in her black pant power ensemble. Me, with all my hair, jeans, etc. Well, what the heck I figure, might as well make the best of it, you know, as good a day as any to get sued.

I looked her dead in the eye, and in the most redneck, southern, log cabin, Tennessee, hillbilly accent I could muster up I said, "Haaa, I'm from Paw Paw".

As her color drained her white skin was set off perfectly by her black clothing.

That Chicago gal almost died. Priceless.

 

[krazykuda]

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