New job

[Mark Wainwright]

There’s a guy in town with 47 dodge power wagon 1 ton single wheel 4 wheel drive tow truck with a winch geared to move houses. On the door is painted HARRY B. VER TOWING address ph # under it. When I see again I’ll post a pic

There used to be a place here in town called Oshawa Cylinder Head. He had his truck all signed up and his motto was "The Best Head in Town"

 

[Ahoey]

There used to be a place here in town called Oshawa Cylinder Head. He had his truck all signed up and his motto was "The Best Head in Town"

 

[Ahoey]

 

[Blind Squirrel]

Next you guys are going to start whipping out the really old stuff I take it. Like:

Under the grandstands by I. P. Freely

 

[Ahoey]

Next you guys are going to start whipping out the really old stuff I take it. Like:

Under the grandstands by I. P. Freely

Oh I thought it was rusty bed springs by I P Nightly.

 

[Ahoey]

Or crap on the bathroom wall by who flung poo

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Or 'Sliding Down the Flagpole Nude" by Dick Burns..

 

[missing linc]

Pissin' outside in a blizzard by Dick Friesen

 

[Blind Squirrel]

238 Wongs in the phone book.

That's a lot of Wong numbers

 

[RussellSullivan]

238 Wongs in the phone book.

That's a lot of Wong numbers

Why can't two Asians have a caucasian child? Because two Wongs don't make a white

 

[RussellSullivan]

Or 'Sliding Down the Flagpole Nude" by Dick Burns..

Kinda reminds me of a few titles from D.A.C.'s 18 X Rated Hits

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Next you guys are going to start whipping out the really old stuff I take it. Like:

Under the grandstands by I. P. Freely

Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Nightly.
Hole in the Wall by Mr. Completely
Open Carmona By Seymore Hair.
Rushing to the Outhouse by Willy Make-it and Betty Don't

 

[Mark Wainwright]

238 Wongs in the phone book.

That's a lot of Wong numbers

She's so fat she has more Chins then a Chinese phonebook

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Or crap on the bathroom wall by who flung poo

It was Sum Dum Fuk that did that

 

[Blind Squirrel]

That's what it was. Under the grandstands by Seymore Butts

 

[Ahoey]

It was Sum Dum Fuk that did that

I saw you take that crap now put it back

 

[retroron]

Knew a girl like that once

 

[RussellSullivan]

It was Sum Dum Fuk that did that

No Taiwanese dish is complete without cream of Sum Yung Guy

 

[ChargedDart75]

I knew a Chinese mechanic once, his name was Sum Ting Wong.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Why don’t chinese kids believe in Santa?
Because they make the toys

 

[Mark Wainwright]

She was only a welders daughter but she had acetylene tits.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

She was only a goal tenders daughter but everyone was into her crease

 

[Ahoey]

She was only a goal tenders daughter but everyone was into her crease

In school we called her peanut butter because she was smooth creamy and easy to spread

 

[Mark Wainwright]

She was only a butcher's daughter, but there wasn’t much more she could loin.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Remembering James Cagney song.
Yank my doodle it's a dandy
Oh yank my doodle or I'll die.