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Ahoey said:
As a Canadian almost all of our medical expenses are payed by Medicare. So when I was driving past Detroit Lakes Minnesota and saw a bill board advertising a hospital with a cowboy getting bucked off a bull with the captions “Have to much fun?” Made me laugh out loud. There are some interesting place names ie. Find Later Saskatchewan. You could drive 2 hr any direction turn around and still see it so how could you loose it to find it later. Was reading map to figure out how to get to Elizabeth town Pa. and the it was Intercourse Pa. just about fell out of truck laughing so hard. I’m sure there’s many more out there.
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Don't forget we also have Dildo Newfoundland
 
grampyjay said:
Many years ago I lived in Superior Wisconsin. I saw a headline in the local paper that I sent to Jay Leno but never saw whether he used it in his "Headlines" segment. It read " Missing Man Found Near Lost Lake". No mention was even made about finding the lake!
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What about the guy with no arms or legs in the bottom of a hole ? Doug
On a BBQ ? Frank
A gal ? Patty
I used to have more than these and earlier posts but that was close to 40 years ago, ughh !
 
The lights were low the show began
down the isle came dirty Dan
pissed on the wall, **** on the floor
wiped it up with a 2x4
went upstairs to get some paper
got his balls caught in the radiator
shoved them out the window to cool them off
down came the window and chopped them off
 
I once knew a king
who did a most curious thing
he sat on a stool
and whipped out his tool
and said "If I play will you sing"?
 
An elderly pervert from Nice
who was way past wanting a piece
jacked off his hogs, his cows and his dogs
till his parrot called in the police
 
Over the hill rides piss ball pete with 90 lbs of swing meat.
Old miss molly claimed that no one could lay her down.
Over the hill rides piss ball pete with 90 lbs of swinging meat.
Lays miss molly on the ground had shoves his pee pee up her t%^$
Old miss molly cut a fart and blows his pee pee all apart.
Over the hill rides piss ball pete with 90 lbs of shredded meat.
 
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