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1 What can you put in a wooden box that would make it lighter? The more of them you put in the lighter it becomes, yet the box stays empty.

2. What side of a cat has the most hair?

3. A window cleaner is cleaning the windows on the 25th floor of a skyscraper, when he slips and falls. He is not wearing a safety harness and nothing slows his fall, yet he suffered no injuries. Explain.

4. If a red house is made of red bricks, and a blue house is made of blue bricks. What is a green house made of?

5. You have to choose between three rooms the first is a Raging fire.
The second has seven man eating tigers who haven't eaten in 3 years.
The third is Full of assassins with loaded automatic weapons waiting to kill you.



Which one should you choose. Why?
 
Old man ray said:
1 What can you put in a wooden box that would make it lighter? The more of them you put in the lighter it becomes, yet the box stays empty. ( You suspend lit light bulbs just inside the box)

2. What side of a cat has the most hair? (The outside)

3. A window cleaner is cleaning the windows on the 25th floor of a skyscraper, when he slips and falls. He is not wearing a safety harness and nothing slows his fall, yet he suffered no injuries. Explain. ( He is cleaning the windows on the roof)

4. If a red house is made of red bricks, and a blue house is made of blue bricks. What is a green house made of? (Glass)

5. You have to choose between three rooms the first is a Raging fire.
The second has seven man eating tigers who haven't eaten in 3 years.
The third is Full of assassins with loaded automatic weapons waiting to kill you.



Which one should you choose. Why?
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(The second one. Just because they haven't eaten in 3 years doesn't mean they are going to eat you.)

I aced this one too! :cheers:
 
Old man ray said:
1 What can you put in a wooden box that would make it lighter? The more of them you put in the lighter it becomes, yet the box stays empty.(Holes)

2. What side of a cat has the most hair?(Outside)

3. A window cleaner is cleaning the windows on the 25th floor of a skyscraper, when he slips and falls. He is not wearing a safety harness and nothing slows his fall, yet he suffered no injuries. Explain.(He is cleaning the windows from the inside)

4. If a red house is made of red bricks, and a blue house is made of blue bricks. What is a green house made of?(Glass)

5. You have to choose between three rooms the first is a Raging fire.
The second has seven man eating tigers who haven't eaten in 3 years.
The third is Full of assassins with loaded automatic weapons waiting to kill you.


Which one should you choose. Why?(The first. The raging fire is in a fireplace.)
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How's those answers??
 
Old man ray said:
1 What can you put in a wooden box that would make it lighter? The more of them you put in the lighter it becomes, yet the box stays empty.holes

2. What side of a cat has the most hair? outside

3. A window cleaner is cleaning the windows on the 25th floor of a skyscraper, when he slips and falls. He is not wearing a safety harness and nothing slows his fall, yet he suffered no injuries. Explain.hes on the inside

4. If a red house is made of red bricks, and a blue house is made of blue bricks. What is a green house made of? glass

5. You have to choose between three rooms the first is a Raging fire.
The second has seven man eating tigers who haven't eaten in 3 years.
The third is Full of assassins with loaded automatic weapons waiting to kill you.



Which one should you choose. Why?
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Tigers are dead if they havent eaten in 3 years
 
My answers are not incorrect.
It's just a matter of perspective! :sign5:
 
One more.

If you drove a bus with 10 passengers from Chicago to Cleveland Dropped off seven and pickup up 12 more. Then took them to Buffalo dropped off all but 3 and acquired 6 new ones. Then after driving a total of twenty hours arrived in Philadelphia. What is the bus drivers name.
 
Last one was to easy.

I started working at 15. I spent 1/4 of my working life in a factory. I spent 1/5 of my working life in an office, and I spent 1/3 of my working life as a school administrator. For the last 13 years of my working life I have been a stand up comic. How old am I. How did you arrive at the answer, and how do you know it is correct.
 
Another.

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is to define if a person should be institutionalized . Well he said we fill up a bath tub then offer the person a spoon, a cup or a bucket to empty it.


So what do you use
The spoon
The cup
The bucket


Think about it.
 
Old man ray said:
1 What can you put in a wooden box that would make it lighter? The more of them you put in the lighter it becomes, yet the box stays empty.

2. What side of a cat has the most hair?

3. A window cleaner is cleaning the windows on the 25th floor of a skyscraper, when he slips and falls. He is not wearing a safety harness and nothing slows his fall, yet he suffered no injuries. Explain.

4. If a red house is made of red bricks, and a blue house is made of blue bricks. What is a green house made of?

5. You have to choose between three rooms the first is a Raging fire.
The second has seven man eating tigers who haven't eaten in 3 years.
The third is Full of assassins with loaded automatic weapons waiting to kill you.



Which one should you choose. Why?
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1- Holes
2- The outside.
3- He's cleaning the inside of the window.
4- Glass.
5- The second room. If the tigers haven't eaten in 3 years they are dead.
 
Old man ray said:
Another.

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is to define if a person should be institutionalized . Well he said we fill up a bath tub then offer the person a spoon, a cup or a bucket to empty it.


So what do you use
The spoon
The cup
The bucket


Think about it.
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I pull the drain plug.
 
Old man ray said:
Last one was to easy.

I started working at 15. I spent 1/4 of my working life in a factory. I spent 1/5 of my working life in an office, and I spent 1/3 of my working life as a school administrator. For the last 13 years of my working life I have been a stand up comic. How old am I. How did you arrive at the answer, and how do you know it is correct.
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He's 75.

How long he's been working equals X.

X = 1/4X (factory) + 1/5X (office) + 1/3X (school admin) + 13 years (comic)
X = 15/60X + 12/60X + 20/60X + 13 years
X = 47/60X + 13
13/60X = 13
1/60X = 1
X = 60

He's been working for 60 years, and since he started working when he was 15 years old, he has to be 75 years old.
 
Old man ray said:
Another.

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is to define if a person should be institutionalized . Well he said we fill up a bath tub then offer the person a spoon, a cup or a bucket to empty it.


So what do you use
The spoon
The cup
The bucket


Think about it.
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I would use the spoon to pop the drain plug out.
 
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